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Ash's Gang

    Ash's Gang consists of Brock-The Rock Pokemon Trainer of Pewter, Misty-The Water Pokemon Trainer from Cerulean City, and Pikachu.  Now me, I'm not too into Pikachu.  He's pretty junk, but he's also pretty marketable.  But I do like the other guys Ash has in his army.  There is Pidgeotto, Bulbasaur, Squirtle, Charmeleon, and Primape.
    He used to have Butterfree, but he went off to get it on with the Pink Butterfree in "Bye bye Butterfree."  Don't you love how Japanese cartoons sort of give away the episode in with the title?  Yeah.  Anyway, that episode was one of the saddest things I have ever seen.  I was almost ready to cry in math lecture.
    And Charmeleon is only Charmeleon because he evolved.  Actually, he had Pidgy, which evolved into Pidgeotto too.  He's caught a Krabby too.  Krabby likes to drink tea with Prof. Oak.
    Ash isn't a very good trainer.  He is friends with his Pokemon, but he never catches anything.  He's met like the greatest Pokemon, but no, he chooses not to catch them.  Despite all his travels, he doesn't even come close to AJ, the Sandshrew trainer.  But you can read about that later.

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