For this match, I give special props to Jen Hwa and Cindy for the pics and the names. The match breaks down into 5 individual matches, with the total winner being the group with the most wins.
BSB Nick vs. NSYNC Justin - Justin starts off by kicking Nick's lily ass. Look at Nick. What a frickin goof. Justin on the other hand, is pounding his fist, trying to look tough. Needless to say, Nick gets the idea in a big way. NSYNC takes the early lead.
BSB Brian vs. NSYNC JC - These are the two lead singers. Brian comes out with some, "Backstreet's back, Alright!!" But JC matches with a little, "I want you back!" Brian is pissed by this obvious forgery of their song. "You damn bastards! You stole our song and our style! We are the only true boy group out there!" JC laughs at Brian, "HAHA! You foolish Backstreet Boys only paved the way for us! We are the new boy group in town, and we are in charge!" Brian and JC scuffle for a bit, and you can bet the scuffling involves much panty ass slapping, and sissy fighting. But as time goes by, it looks like JC has the upper hand! He uses his Mickey Mouse Club skills to do flips and such, and slams Brian down! "Looks like your love isn't enough to give!" yells JC. "Ha! I'll put a hole through your head, that's peaceful and deep!" replies Brian, and knocks JC back. JC, senses the trouble, and utilizes his Mickey Mouse connections. He gets Brittany Spears in, and she takes a cheap shot on Brian. JC takes advantage, and puts the finishing touches on Brian. JC wins. 'NSync takes a 2-0 lead.
BSB Howie vs. NSYNC Lance - Howie is at first disgusted at Lance's wierdo looks. "What the hell? Are you some kind of alien? Get away, you freak!" Lance uses this to his advantage, and gets the first hit on Howie. But Howie is only angered by this insolence. He knocks down Lance, and proceeds to beat on him. "You frickin dyke! How do you like this?!" Howie proceeds to work the crap out of Lance, and gets BSB's first win! 2-1 NSync leads.
BSB Kevin vs. NSYNC Joey - These are the two members that don't do anything. They are just there. At first, they are puzzled by the fact that they now have something to do. Eventually, they get it on. Joey starts off fighting strong, but is quickly distracted by Brittany Spears, who is done helping JC. Apparently, Joey likes to mack on all the women. Cindy informs me that he tried this to all the contestants of the Miss Teen USA pagent. All of them rejected him. Likewise, Brittany Spears rejects Joey this time again. "Mmm baby, baby. Stop, or I'll hit you baby, one more time!" Joey is heart broken. Kevin takes uses this to his advantage, and pounds on Joey. Kevin wins and evens it up 2-2!
BSB AJ vs. NSYNC Chris - These are the wierd guys. Chris is the one with that big head of dredlocks. AJ is seen above wearing glasses. AJ starts in, and gives Chris a couple of nice shots. Chris responds with some punches of his own. They battle back and forth, with neither willing to give up. AJ then goes for the dreaded "heart punch" and takes a shot at Chris' chest. "Oomph!" gasps Chris, as he falls to the ground. "Haha! I'll always breeeaaak youuur heart!" shouts AJ. "Ah!" screams Chris, clutching his chest, "You're tearing up my heart, when I'm with you..." AJ senses victory! He goes for the kill, but what's this? Chris uses his secret weapon! He swings that octopus on his head, round and round, and starts whipping AJ with it! "Ah! Stop!" cries AJ. But Chris just pours it on! Whip whip whip. AJ is knocked out! Chris has done it! NSYNC wins!
'NSync is your Boy Group Champion.