Alright boys and girls. The Bip Report has spanned to cover a
whopping 36 people!!!
That's right, today we will be adding Brian Taylor! Joanna Sutton!
Nani Apo! and Blaise Trigg-Smith!
woohoo!!!
First a little message to the newcomers. (and a tip o the hat to
Jenny Shaw for giving me a way to steal the names, and Gayna for
letting me steal Blaise's address, even though Gayna doesn't get this
E-mail)
Brian! It's just not the same without you man! Transfer!!! It's
soooo much fun! And if Brian Taylor were here. Well. The prospects
just go through the roof!
Joanna! Hey! There you are! How are you doing?
Nani! Look guys! Nani! Not even Nolan has Nani on the list! Woo!
Nani!
Blazer! It just gets better and better! I was debating wether or not
to put you on this list, cause your E-mail address is so friggin long.
But here you are!
Ok. I've got all the enthusiam juice out of me. The newcomers from
yesterday might feel left out, since they didn't get nice little
messages. Don't worry. I love ya too.
So here's the news.
And it starts off with some happy stuff. I'm not sure how many people
know Kala on this list, but I got a letter from him! It was a
poignant moment as I read his heart-felt message about the nwo black
and white, and his adventures in "heck."
In related news, I finally got to see an episode of RAW IS WAR! Now
this news will probably only be interesting to Nolan, Brent, Anthony,
Jay, Nino, and Chad. So the rest of you can skip to the next
paragraph. I only saw the last 30 minutes, but man was I happy. I
got to see X-Pac get the European Title from Dilo, as well as the
triple threat match between The Rock, Shamrock, and Mankind. I was
upset about the results of that match, but I was too happy about
seeing the program in general to complain.
Stop here guys. This is were you want to start reading again.
In other news, I am failing math. I got the results of my first
midterm, and they were not pretty at all. Now I can add Brian on to
the list of people I can blame for not making me pay attention in math
class last semester. Curse you Ryan, Kristin, Jay, and now Brian!!!
Today, the Hawaii club gathered together for a little Intramural
V-Ball game. We had 8 people including me. Present there were Reese
(an Iolani guy that's hanging out with us, for the newcomers) and Jon
van Horn, along with some other random Hawaii people.
When I got to the game, I looked around and saw out eight players. I
looked at the other team. They had 4. "Oh my gosh," I thought, "This
is going to be cake!" Well I also thought Berkeley was cake, and the
math midterm small kine proved me wrong. So it was with them.
Now I suck at V-Ball. But I didn't think that mattered, cause
everyone else was good. We were playing 6 man v-ball, so I figured I
could sit out for most of the time, and watch our 6 destroy their 4.
Turns out the other team had different ideas. They won the first game
15-11. But we struck back with a 15-9 win to send it into rally
scoring, in the descisive third game.
And then we just got beaten down like fridgin rag dolls.
It was quite sad indeed. Now, surely my suckiness in V-ball
contributed to some of our loss. But I doubt that even my suckiness
could make us lose to a team playing with 2 less guys. Can it? Can
it????
I didn't steal anything from the DC today. Some of you have been
saying how you are all high and mighty, and how it's easy for you to
sneak out stuff. Well at Berkeley, you can't just carry a bag in.
You aren't allowed to just walk out with stuff, hence the need for
Master Smuggler Bip. So all of you out there who claim superior
tactics in the smuggling trade, bring it to Berkeley, and lets see how
good your meager talents stack up to the DC's most wanted, the
almighty, always crafty, skill that pay the bills, BIP!!!!!
You're darn tootin! Go and write to Carey, Greg, or Gayna to confirm
my smuggling superiority!!! You know the rules!!! That's right
suckas!!!
Okay, before I loose my entire crowd for taunting them, I'd just like
to make another plea for your addresses (shout out to Brent and
Adrian). Now, I'm not sure how many of you respond to this here
E-mail. Many of you may simply read the title "Bip Report" and
conviniently place it in the trash icon. Well, if you actually do get
this far, please do click that reply button, and have a simple:
Hi Bip. It's (your name here). Here's my address.
YOUR NAME
YOU STREET
YOUR CITY, STATE ZIP CODE
Okay, that's all for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever,
and so is the Bip Report.
BIP