9-23


Okay, this is the REAL Bip Report for 9/23.

First, we have more newcomers today.  A hearty hello to all of you,
and an explanation.  This is the Bip Report, the daily wrap up of how
I'm doing.  If anybody doesn't want to get this wrap up anymore, just
reply and say you dont.

I've gone ahead and added the Cal people on today's list.  This is so
that I can tell everybody, if you get any fowarding messages, dont
send it to me.  If it's the "Take this test, but don't peek or you'll
ruin it for yourself" one, don't send it.  I've got that three times,
and I answered the first one, but I don't want to answer it again.  If
it's a chain letter, I dont want it.  If it's some "send this out and
your wish is granted" thing.  No.  If it's some sort of luvy dovy
poem.  No.  If it's some kind of snowball, or picture.  No.  If you
get a really funny joke, then maybe you can send it.

Okay, thats maybe not the best way to welcome all the new folks, but i
just want to address this issue, that seems to be cluttering up my
mailbox.  Now if I can only get those darn Tomadochi and Asian Am
Assoc. people to stop sending me stuff, it'll be all good.

Okay.  News.  Carey Lew.  You got me sick.

My smuggling operation has subsided for now.  I need OJ, but the DC's
dont seem to have it anymore.

We lost our intramural soccer game yesterday.  Greg made some big
stops, with his dive-on-every-ball technique.  Carey also made some
big plays.  But the biggest play-maker is Ward.  Ward is awesome.  To
see him play is to see poetry in motion.  It's a thing of beauty.  But
we still lost.

Actually, I sorta slept for most of today.  So really, there's no
stories to tell.

Wait, hold up.  Here's a funny story thats happening right now.  Fang
(my stinky roommate) is on the phone.  He's talking about how he
hasn't got a date yet since he came up here.  Well I can give him
about 10 reasons why that hasnt happened yet, but i wont.  He's saying
"I haven't had a date yet, which is pretty pathetic, cause it's
already been a month now."  1 month?  That's not long at all.  Hey, we
can't all be Mun's.

That's all for me.  Keep those addresses coming in.  Abe, are me and
Milo still invited to your place for Spring Break?  Zoe also has
expressed interest in going to the Price is Right, and may come up for
Spring to look at schools, right zoe?  So your room is gonna have to
fit us all in.
Alright, see y'all.
BIP

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