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"Cynthia Prentice"
Well I hope everyone on the list up until Kristine Kaibara enjoyed their little picture from Cynthia. Hahaha. Very funny. Let me tell you a little background about that picture. First of all, do you folks remember the Bip Report that destroyed Eudora? The one that crippled E-mail across the country? That picture was the cause of that widespread disaster. The Bip Report of 10/21 contained that picture and it basically kicked everyone's ass the first time around. Forget Melissa virus, the frickin Prentice virus works em all. Anyway, it took Cynthia and that other girl this long to figure out how to get it to go. And Cynthia's a CS major.
"A Very Bad Sick"
I have the worst kind of sickness right now. It is that congested sickness, where you can't breathe, and you have to blow your nose all the time. This is the worst because your nose gets all raw. And it is especially bad because YOU CANNOT TASTE FOOD. This pretty much defeats the purpose of life. If you can't taste food, then damn. There's just no point. Rarely do you ever get so congested that you lose your sense of taste, but I have achieved that. We ate at Mel's Diner tonight. I had a hamburger, but I couldn't taste any of it. To prove how bad it was, I drank some syrup, and I couldn't taste it. How can you not taste syrup? It's pure sugar. That is really bad when you can't taste syrup. But that's how I am now.
I remember I got congested this bad once before. It was in sophomore year, the week after wrestling season ended. I was, of course, looking forward to this week for 3 months. The day finally came when I could eat as much as I wanted. But I couldn't taste anything. I was pissed for that entire week. If people tried to talk to me, I would yell at them. It was similar to cutting weight saltiness, except worse. You're not salty, you're bitter. I felt that this was some sort of cruel trick that the Fates had played on me. HAHAHA, they laughed. Let's take away his sense of taste when he needs it most! HAHAHA.
Well I am like that again, and I do not like it one bit.
"Brent Tamaru"
Brent has just arrived in Berkeley today. He is staying at Greg Shimokawa's. Brent's agenda includes meeting up with Mun. You hear that Mun? Find Brent. Find him. Where ever he is. Find him. Hey Brent. Mun is in math with me, 3-4 VLSB. Ask Greg.
"Super Dimension Century: Orguss"
I have just run into the most outrageous anime. It is called Orguss. It is a predecessor to Macross/Robotech and it is crazy. It is the most sexual anime I have seen without actually being one of those porn animes. It is about this pilot, who gets with all these women. He goes into a space/time fold into a new dimension. The people drive these vehicles, and the postion they have to ride them in is nothin but sexual. They're like sprawled out and doggy style position. I was thining, "Crap, you can't fly a jet like that!"
Anyway, it is made by the same people that made Macross, and you can tell. The vehicles are like early Veritechs and actually use the same Battroid, Gerwalk, Fighter names for each mode. Plus the enemies look just like Zentradi. It is a pretty funny series. Just totally wacky.
Okay, that's it for today. Remember to check out my Spring Break stuff on my webpage. www.fortunecity.com/campus/clemson/870/
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Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Orguss.
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