Welcome to the Bip Report."Stone Cold for 1 800 COLLECT"
Okay, I'm not sure if any of you have seen this commercial yet. I just saw it. It is a commercial for 1 800 COLLECT, and it stars none other than the Rattlesnake, Stone Cold Steve Austin. It also stars Dilo Brown. It is about Stone Cold beating up Dilo in a match because Dilo didn't call him using 1 800 COLLECT, to save him some money. It ends up with Dilo getting airplaned spinned into the stands.
This is good and all, but this is a pretty s---ty role for Dilo. I mean, Dilo is awesome. He doesn't deserve a crap role like that. That's Bart Gunn's job. Or X-Pac. Yeah. Being airplaned spun into the stands is X-Pac's job. Cause that's what he is. A jobber. Like Terry Funk and Hardcore Holly...
Anyway, the commercial isn't that good, but it's nice to see Stone Cold and Dilo in something."WARNING"
Okay Nolan, this here Bip Report is all about Robotech. So you can stop here, you frickin no good jabronie. Why don't you just get your ruuuudy poo, candy ass over to the corner of Know Your Role Blvd. and Jabronie Drive, cause I'm about to check you in to the Smackdown Hotel."THE GREATEST SITE ON THE WEB"
Mariel, you might be surprised that I was able to withhold writing about this site until here. And it was a struggle. Because I have found the greatest web site in the universe. And in addition, I have also found a damn good website too. These websites are all about Robotech. And how!
www.sit.wisc.edu/~nmedbery/real_video/
That is the awesomest site you will ever find. Go to it. Bookmark it. Never let it go. Cause treasure like that, you don't find every day. Just today.
What's so good about this site, you say? How's this. It has EVERY SINGLE EPISODE OF ROBOTECH EVER, plus SENTINELS, plus FLASHBACK 2012. And they are ALL DOWNLOADABLE, AND VIEWABLE ON REAL PLAYER!!!!!!! That's right. You can watch every episode off the computer and real player. Download it, and you have it forever.
Let me tell you, when I realized the scope of this find, I almost started to cry with happiness. My eyes were seriously getting misty. I started shaking with all sorts of excitement. I clicked, and watch "Force of Arms" episode. I went to Mariel's and I watched "Flashback 2012." Then I went back home and watched "Dana's Story" episode. Folks, based on this site alone, this could be the happiest day of...at least this year. Tears man. That's what was just about ready to come out. Tears. Nevermind the Econ midterm I had today. I could have got 0 on that thing, and I still would consider today a monumentally, red-letter, happy day.
The second site I found was about Miriya. It is made by this girl, and it is all her theories about Miriya, and it is small kine twisted. Nonetheless, this is a hilarious site. If you know the story, then you laugh at everything. She has this animated visit to Macross City. It is funny cause it is drawn so s---ty. The address for this site is:
tatooine.fortunecity.com/andersen/80/miriya.html
Two very good sites. Two more bookmarks. Two things that make life that much more better.
Okay then. That's all for today. Incidentally, I think I actually did well on the Econ midterm, and I even finished all my Stat homework in time (which didn't look possible, since I was studying for Econ). But that's all just gravy for today. It's gravy. Icing. The rose on the nose. The pickle in your burger. You know. Hell yeah. That's what I'm talking about, baby. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is www.sit.wisc.edu/~nmedbery/real_video/
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