Welcome to the last edition of the Bip Report.
"One Destiny"
It's been a long year, yes. I remember when I first started the Bip Report, so long ago. Why it was early September back in '98. Back then I knew that it would be a hard life. One without reward. Without remorse. Without regret. A path was placed before me. The choice was mine alone. I did what I thought I could not do. It would be a hard life. But I found out, who I was.
"One Dream"
I had a dream for the Bip Report. To make it as big and as good as possible. And what if dreams came true? And I could be who I wanted to be. I could do what I wanted to do. And I could help who I wanted to help. What if dreams came true? And the world opened up. And I would never be alone. What if dreams came true? But dreams do come true...don't they?
I started with just a few readers, and now I have so many. I'd just like to thank all of you who have read what I had to said, day in day out, regardless of how uninteresting the stuff I write is. For putting up with my non-stop blathering about Robotech, Star Wars, Anime, Bears, WWF, Cowboy, and Fang. The dream came true.
"One Will"
Through it all, I tried to satisfy everyone. All the input people gave me, I tried to work it into something. But there are things I cannot do. I cannot watch while people suffer. I cannot sit when something must be done. I cannot judge those who are different. There are things I cannot do. Run. Hide. Ignore. There are things I cannot do. But there are certainly things I will do.
I tried to do things that people would enjoy, and I tried to spice it up, any way I could. So I am happy for that.
"One Love"
Now that the Bip Report is coming to an end. Don't look back. Before I go. Eyes forward. Choices to make. Dreams to realize. Don't look back. Before I go. Know the truth. Learn to let go. Don't look back, before I go. Before you leave...me.
"Website"
Keep checking my website too. I will be updating until I leave, I think.
www.fortunecity.com/campus/clemson/870/
"Star Wars"
And I'll keep sending Star Wars stuff. So remember to cancel if you don't want it.
"Words of Wisdom"
Here is some advice.
#1 When writing mass E-mail, ALWAYS put all the names in BCC not TO. This suppresses the list, like how the Bip Reports are. This includes you Jon Ayson, and next year, you, Scott Aoki.
#2 You can never be charged for ICQ. If you get something that says you must forward it, or you will lose ICQ, it is bogus. Don't send it on, and don't perpetuate it.
#3 Forwards are the root of all evil.
#4 There is no way that you could ever, ever, ever, ever get money for sending a forward. It is impossible. Whether it be a Disney trip, free beer, or money, it is impossible for any E-mail system to track E-mails. And it is impossible that a company would give out so much money on a relatively low profile advertising scheme. Why not just put it on TV?
"Shout Outs"
Okay, I attempted to write shout outs to everyone on this last one. But I got to Christianne, and I said, there is no way. So just, thanks everyone. I will attempt to write an E-mail to everyone after today. We'll see how that goes.
Okay, that's all I need to say. Just thanks again. Oh wait, no. Big thing.
"Bip Report - Next Year"
The question is, do you want the Bip Report next year? Should I continue? I would like to, but if people are sick of it, and are happy that this is the last one, then I will stop. At least I will hae ot renew subscriptions and stuff. I'll include that in my E-mails to all.
Okay. Now that's finally it. Lot's of good memories of stuff I've written about. At least for me. It's like an electronic diary. Thanks for listening. So for the last time, diamonds are forever, and so I;m outta here!
BIP