Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Wayne and Keishi"
Hmm, I think that might be the last time we see them write on the Bip Report. I believe we have new enemies of the week. So here it is Enemies of the Week, Wayne and Keishi. Pictures forthcoming. HAHAHA.
"Jeopardy Online"
Okay, my roommate Ed, has just introduced me to this game. It is Jeopardy online. You can go to it at www.station.sony.com/jeopardy/ This has killed 3 hours of time today. It was 7:30, and I was going to do math and english. But now it is 11, and I have done nothing but Jeopardy. Damn. Come join in the addictiveness.
"To Malia - The Evil Baron of Forwards"
Okay Malia. I challenge you and your Ministry of Darkness to a special Match-Up, to be held tomorrow, here on the Bip Report. You and your forwarding cronies vs. me and a mystery partner. That's right. You take your Roger Dunn, and you take your Nolan Hong, and you take your some girl named Teresa, and you bring it to the Bip Report. Step Up!!! You trying to jack me around here, chica? I don think so. So if you're down with Malia's forwards, I got two words for ya. SUCK IT!
And incidently, I don't even think Malia reads the Bip Report. I think I just get these forwards, and I waste time reading them, and then I get nothing back. Damn. Bip Report vs. Malia's Ministry of Forwarding Darkness. Tomorrow. Come get you some.
"I Hate School"
Okay, I hate school. I had originally vowed to start working today, but then I found Jeopardy. So damn the luck. But seriously. I am gonna get my ass on track, and beat the crap out of stupid Berkeley. That is my vow.
Okay, short one today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is diamonds are forever.
BIP