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Welcome to the Bip Report.
 

I dunno.  I'm tired cause I'm small kine sick.  So with great reluctance, I say no Bip Report today.  No Match Ups (couldn't think of one anyways).  I will simply talk about one thing in RAW.
 

"Shamrock"
Okay, Ken Shamrock is frickin awesome.  His whole thing on RAW was hilarious.  That guy is just nuts.  Vince McMahon's daughter has been kidnapped by the Undertaker and his Ministry, and Shamrock is supposed to find her.  He has a match with Gangrel (part of the Ministry), and is constantly asking him, "WHERE IS SHE?!"  Finally, he gets the ankle lock, and tries to get him to talk.  But the Ministry comes in, and beats him down.  The lights are all off, and when they turn on, Shamrock is outside.  He has just recieved a blood bath, and is covered in "blood."  Christian lays on the ground near him.  Without even caring that he is covered in blood, he proceeds to grab Christian, and ankle lock him.  He is all screaming and looking choke insane like only Shamrock can.  He finally gets Christian to tell him where McMahon's daughter is.
Shamrock proceeds to hunt her down, without ever stopping to wash himself or to wipe the blood off.  He finds her, takes her to McMahon, and McMahon whole heartedly thanks him.  But he still hasn't washed the blood off.  At the end, The entire corporation goes in to beatdown Austin.  And Shamrock comes out still covered in blood.  The f---er is so crazy, he doesn't even think to shower or nothing.  He seriously believes this is real life, and that he is on this mission to kill everything.  You gotta love Shamrock.
 

Okay, until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Shamrock.
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