Welcome to the Bip Report.
Apparently, it is Girl's Day. So to all the girls, Happy Girl's Day.
"Stat Sucks"
Today has been a busy day. First, I had to plow through a whole bunch of tedious Stat homework. Stat is the worst class ever. It is the most tedious thing I have ever done in my life. One thing is for sure. I will NEVER become an accountant. I cannot stand numbers. Numbers suck. If you're down with numbers, then, ironically enough, I got two words for ya. S*CK IT!
"A Land of Clones"
There are more clones around these parts. I say a Blaise clone. She was like Blaise, only smaller, and with straighter hair.
I saw a guy that looked like the lead Backstreet Boy guy. Jenn Hwa, Cindy's roommate tells me she has seen a clone of another B-Boy, Kevin. It is possible that we have a clone version of the Backstreet Boys at Berkeley. If this were so, I would have to insist that these 5 men get together, just because they can.
Finally, I saw this guy who I could only describe as a cross between the two AP Euro teachers, Torrey and Ackerman. He had the old-guy smarts of Torey, with the wild Berkeleyism of Ackerman. It was both in one. I believe this man has superior intellect, such as Torrey, yet talks in a lisp and gets excited about things such as "critical thinking" and "knee-jerk liberals." Obviously Berkeley is the perfect choice for this AckerTorreyMan.
"Bip Purchases Bus Tickets"
Yes, and it was an adventure. This is my bus ticket for Davis. After going to Davis for the third week in a row, me and Scott will head for Stockton and UOP for the CA Wrestling State tournament. There we will witness the finest high school wrestlers ripping s--- up. It will be decent.
Anyway, the bus ticket purchase is rather neat. You buy your ticket from this big ole van, called the Berkeley TRiP mobile. I went up to that thing, and I was looking for a window like they have at the movie theatre, with clear glass and a little speaky metal thing. I was rather confused when I could not find it. In its place were two dark tinted windows. Then I realized that these dark tinted windows that you cannot see inside of are where you order your tickets. There are no nice clear glasses, only these dark tinted ones. Fine.
The way you show your ID and give your money is neat also. You put them in this little tray, and the tray gets pulled inside. It is similar to how they give Hannibal Lecter stuff in Silence of the Lambs. The whole thing is rather dishumanizing. The tinted window, the tray, and a little speaker box outside creates a robot voice. Then the lady asked if I wanted a schedule, so I said, "Sure." This caused her to turn on the light inside the thing. Finally, I could see inside of the van, and holy crap! There is a little office in there! There is a swivel chair, and a flourescent light fixture on the ceiling! Decent, I think. So I got my ticket, with no further problem. In the end, I was happy I had the experience of meeting the Berkeley TRiP mobile.
"IM"
Okay, I have udgraded my IM like hell. I have found that I can replace the standard "open door" or "close door" sound when people come or leave. I have replaced come with "Robotech Eyecatch"-8 seconds of Robotech theme. I have replaced leave with Stone Cold saying, "Tune in next week, same Stone Cold time, same Stone Cold channel!" And when someone IM's me for the first time, I hear a few seconds of Stone Cold's music. I am pleased with this set up.
"IM-Coming and Going"
This sets up the next story. Everytime someone comes on, I hear Robotech, and I get choke excited, so I quickly check to see who just came on. Everytime someone leaves, I think, yeah. I will see you next time, same SC time, and channel. And whenever someone IM's me for the first time, I get even more excited, cause glass breaking and whatnot.
So anyway, tonight, it seems people enjoy coming on and leaving as soon as they arrived. This creates many nice music for me to hear, but my question is, why do you come on, and then leave so fast? First Kory did it. Then Christina. Then Priscilla. But whatever.
Hmmm...Bip has an idea. I am IMing Josh as I write this. Perhaps if I constantly close Josh's box, everytime he writes will be some nice Stone Cold.
HAHAHAAH! I love it. And it is Josh too. Josh, you get Stone Cold music.
AHAHAHAH! Now Kory did it! Sweet. No wait, it's Jon Ledesma. No matter, the effect is the same.
Okay. I'm done with this Report for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is IM.
BIP