Teela vs. Princess Leia

                                                   

                        Teela - For the honor of Greyskull!             Leia - I got a baaad feeling about this.

    You might think that at first, the advantage lies with Leia.  After all, the force is strong in Luke's family.  His father had it.  He had it.  And...his Sister had it.
But really, Leia really never learned to master her force powers, so it is worthless to her.  Teela, on the other hand, is the daughter of Man at Arms and the Sorceress.  She is a warrior to be reckoned with.  The fight starts.
"Oh no!  There's a girl dressed in a metal bikini!  Adam, find He-Man!" says Teela.  Adam runs off, leaving Teela and Leia.  "So, you wanna piece of me, do ya?" says Leia, "Well bring it on, sister!"  Teela charges in with her pole/staff, but Leia dodges.  She whips Teela over the back with her slave chain.  "Take that!"  Teela gets up.  "You asked for it!"  Teela jumps does a nice jump kick, and sends Leia sprawling.  "Why you overgrown, loud-mouth, scruffy-looking, nerf hurter!"  shouts Leia.  "Hey!  I'm not scruffy-looking!"  says Teela.  "Why you, little..." Leia mutters, as she charges in.  She misses with her chain-whip, and Teela hits her on the back with her staff.  "Ha!  Take that!"  Teela goes to hit her again, but Leia gets behind her!  She straps the chain around Teela's neck!  The lights are going out...everything is getting dark for Teela.  But in a last second move, Teela drops down, and smashes Leia's chin on her shoulder!  Unlike Jabba, Teela is not all fat and immobile.  It's not over yet!  "Ho, ho, ho!  Ibi Leia!  Ho ho ho!"  says Teela for no apparent reason.  Teela gets her staff.  She hits Leia again!  "Ahh!"  screams Leia.  "It's lights out for you, Princess!"  says Teela.  POW!!  Leia is out!  Teela is the winner!  He-Man comes running in a little too late.  "Teela, are you okay?"  "Thanks, He-Man.  I took care of things here."  All of a sudden, BAZAM!  A blaster shot from above!  It is Han Solo!  ZAP ZAP ZAP!  He takes out Teela!  He goes to Leia, and picks her up.  "I love you,"  he says.  "I know..." replies Leia, "Now go get them!"
NEXT TIME:  Han vs. He-Man

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