SURPRISE!!! this is the bip report coming at 'ya from cindy's (a.k.a. =
cynthia, gayna's suitemate) computer. by the way this is gayna starting =
this report off. it's been a while since i made my appearance on the =
bip report with cindy a long time ago. i have more to add to that last =
report for all of you veteran subscribers who know what i'm talking =
about...more evidence that proves bipper is gay...he's very open about =
it...i think the whole reason he came to Cal was to come out of the =
closet, because this is a very accepting place. and when we tease him =
about being gay he doesn't get mad or say stop...no, he just laughs and =
smiles like he likes it. he honestly is my and cindy's and all my other =
suitemates' gay friend here. anyways, the reason why he is writing from =
our suite is cause he came over to watch Dawson's Creek with us...now =
what straight guy in this world would watch Dawson's Creek?...also, =
while we're watching it i look over and i see bip sitting on the couch =
and cindy sitting on the floor below him and what do i see?...bip is =
playing with cindy's hair while watching the show. okay, bip is =
pestering me right now cause i'm stealing his show. remember bip, =
freedom of speech...you can't censor what i've wriiten. also, who out =
there agrees with me that the bip report is going down hill? fang, mun, =
cowboy fund, cereal...who gives a sh#@! no one cares bip...you're a =
pathetic, gay loser (you're not a loser cause you're gay, you're gay and =
you are a loser...i don't mean to offend anyone out there..we people at =
Cal are very accepting) who's life revolves around other nice, innocent =
people's lives. by the way, don't pass judgement on this guy fang by =
what bip says. bip is jaded and prejudiced and jealous. fang is a =
nice, harmless guy who needs help with his problems and all bip does is =
just laugh in his face and wish him ill-will. bip, you're evil, you =
don't belong at Cal just like David Cash...and in fact bip, you're not =
even a student here anyway..you're a second class berkeley citizen who =
didn't get into this fine institution and was put on the waitlist and =
won't be admitted here until the spring. loser. okay bye. as you can =
see i'm still a bitch... (also, attached is another piece of evidence =
proving bip is gay...i'll explain now: bip secretly wrote to y.m. =
magazine...now what straight guy would read or even write to y.m. =
magazine?) =20Okay. If my life revolves around Fang Bashing, then I guess Gayna's =
life revolves around Bip Bashing. Seriously, that's the only thing that =
woman is capable of. That and sleeping, and claiming she will do work, =
but never doing it. She is the laziest person I have ever seen in my =
life. She's a lazy slob. And an evil, malicious liar. Those of you =
who know Gayna, you know she is an evil, evil liar. Lies, lies, lies.
So, again, I AM NOT GAY. I don't care what stupid doctored photo Gayna =
is putting on to this. Great Gayna, you put a picture of me on a YM =
article. Whoop de doo. I must be gay. Hmmm...Something's going down =
in the Nakajo household, no? I don't want this Bip Report setting off =
crud like the last Gayna one did. So once again. I am not gay. Okay, =
I'm sorry, Gayna is a nice girl, and whatever she says is right, =
promise! She's not a lazy slob, she's awesome! I lied. Everyone loves =
Gayna here."Dawson's Creek"
Well, in a way, I did watch Dawson's Creek tonight. Let me just say, it =
is the dumbest show I have seen in a long while. Poor acting, poor =
plot. As they say in Cali, weak sauce! Let's go over the reason why I =
watched this show. Gayna apparently had a plan to trick me into =
watching it. "Oh Bip, why don't you come up at 7 or so, and we can go =
running? We can do homework before, and go around 8, and get back so I =
can watch Dawson's Creek at 9." So I go up there, making the mistake of =
believing the lying wench. I watch the World Series.."World Series"
Shout out Joey! Don't go too crazy. I didn't get to see the end of the =
game, but 5-0 eigth inning. I give them the benefit of the doubt. =
SWEEP! SWEEP!"SWEEP!"
Hey Punahou sources, any word on the bowling team?"Back to Dawson"
So 8 rolls around, and instead of running, guess what comes on the TV? =
DAWSON'S CREEK! 9 Gayna? 9? You worthless lying... So of course =
Gayna has to watch Dawson's Creek. "Don't worry. We'll run at 9." =
Okay. Again, I stupidly believe. =20OKAY, IT'S GAYNA HERE AND I WRESTLED BIP OFF THE COMPUTER CAUSE HE IS =
LYING...HE IS MAKING ALL OF THIS UP...HE WAS THE ONE ENGROSSED IN THE =
EPISODE...AND I NEVER SAID I'D RUN AT 9..I SAID FLAT OUT THAT I DIDN'T =
WANT TO RUN ANYMORE FROM THE START.Okay, enough lies woman! So I end up having to watch Dawsnon's Creek. =
Let me say that during this time, I almost finished all my math homework =
for the week. I was not totally enmeshed in the shows plot as Gayna =
claims. LIES! LIES! Gayna would make a good Bokonist, cause she's a =
sack of lies!GAYNA AGAIN HERE...DID YOU NOTICE HOW BIP WROTE "NOT TOTALLY ENMESHED," =
MEANING HE WAS SLIGHTLY ENMESHED IN THE SHOW..BUT NOT TOTALLY, RIGHT? =
BIP IS IN DENIAL ABOUT EVERYTHING...I'M NOT GOING TO LET BIP GET BACK ON =
THIS COMPUTER..INSTEAD I'M LETTING MY SUITEMATE CINDY WRITE:....yay! the bip report is coming from my computer again. we had =
another exciting evening with bip. he came over to hang out with his =
girls, watching tv, reading magazines, doing hair. I have to say with a =
little more practice Bip will be well on his way to being a great hair =
stylist. well, since gayna told you all about Bip I guess its my job to =
tell you what gayna has been up to. I dont understand how she does it, =
but everyday as the weather gets colder her shorts get shorter. I think =
she's trying to be the biggest hoochie at foothill. in the evening, if =
she doesn't have a date that night, she runs around in front of the =
rooms of all of the little berkeley computer nerds and flashes them and =
runs. i swear she's crazy. she keeps trying to get me to go with her. =
shes says its very exhilirating. has she always been such an =
exhibitionist? okay bip is throwing a little temper tantrum outside my =
door, so i dont have time to share all of my gayna stories with you, so =
i'll stop for now
my roomate Jenn wants to share some bip stories with you:okay, if you are still reading this, props to you. i just thought you'd =
appreciate the viewpoint of an actual witness to all this bip madness. =
i was just injured in the line of fire, so i hope you appreciate how =
much effort it took to get into the room without bip following and =
getting my foot mangled in the door as a result. as a casual observer =
of this bip bashing, all i have to say is that bip has tried my lancome =
facial mask before. okay, well hope you enjoyed this edition of the bip =
report, and if not, don't worry. it probably won't happen again for a =
while. :)GAYNA AGAIN..I'M SORRY THIS MUST BE BORING FOR ALL YOU GUYS ESP. FOR =
THOSE I DON'T KNOW AND BECAUSE YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW CINDY AND JENN. =
WELL, HERE'S ANOTHER BORING BIP REPORT TO ADD TO ALL THE OTHERS. (AM I =
THE ONLY ONE OUT THERE WHO DOESN'T EVEN READ THE REPORT AND JUST DELETES =
IT OR SKIMS THROUGH IT IF I HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO?...WELL I GUESS IF =
YOU'RE READING THIS AND HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR YOU MUST NORMALLY READ THE =
BIP REPORTS) LET ME UPDATE YOU ON THE SAGA OCCURRING AT THE MOMENT...WE =
LOCKED BIP OUT OF THE ROOM SO CINDY AND JENN COULD WRITE AND SO WE COULD =
ATTACH THE ARTICLE WITHOUT HIM CENSORING US. HE WAS PISSED SO HE JUST =
LEFT TO GO BACK TO HIS DORM, SO WE'RE FREE TO DO WHAT WE WANT AND TO =
SEND THIS OUT. I'M SURE HE'S GOING TO SEND ANOTHER REPORT TONIGHT OR =
SEND HIS BIP REPORT TOMORROW IN WHICH HE WILL COMPLETELY CUSS AT ALL OF =
US AND REFUTE ALL THE TRUE STORIES WE JUST SHARED..I BETTER GO..THIS IS =
WAY TOO LONG AND BORING. SORRY. BUT REMEMBER TO LOOK AT THE ATTACHED =
ARTICLE IF YOU CAN OPEN IT AND IF THIS STUPID LONG REPORT HASN'T TAKEN =
TOO MUCH OF YOUR COMPUTER'S SPACE. I'M NOT GOING TO END WITH THAT =
STUPID 'DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER THING AND SO IS...BLAH BLAH BLAH' THAT'S =
COMPLETELY LAME...IS BIP TRYING TO BE DEEP WITH THAT? IT MAKES NO =
SENSE.
GOODNIGHT, (on behalf of and in order of appearance) gayna, bip, cindy, =
and jenn =20