Hey folks. Okay, I've finally remembered to do this ICQ business. I never really activate it, but I'll try to start. Everyone loves it. I figure I should get in on it. My number is
19424283
Give me your numbers. I also might get IM, but I'm lazy enough as it is, so that might never happen.
"Tired"
Today was rest day. It was essentially a holiday. I got up at 9, and tried to do some reading. I went to the RSF for lifting at 12:15. I got home at 1:30. I have math at 2:10, and I figure, nap until then. I wake up at 4:45 or so when Carey calls for dinner. I'm still tired. Just a lazy Monday.
"Shamrock Tanaka"
I just finished watching RAW IS WAR. I've made a startlinng discovery. Does anyone else think Shamrock is looking like Ryan Tanaka? Kutasa kutasa, malama ka get out of my way. When he was fighting in the outside area, he was making this face, and I swear it was Ryan. Even the hair is similar. What do you think?
"Clones"
This brings up the topic of clones. Is Ryan a Shamrock clone? While we won't dispute that Kanaka Tanaka is a rough guy indeed, and will not go down to just any old Joe Shmoe, we also must say that Shamrock is rougher. So is Ryan like a watered down version of Shamrock? In terms of physical toughness and whatnot, I certainly wouldn't mind being a Shamrock clone. But then, there are other clones.
I've already made note that there is a Melissa Bow clone in Berkeley. But I've seen some other clones as well. I seen this Kristin Inouye clone. I see her in the DC every now and then. The thing is, these clones are basically watered down versions of the original. The Kristin clone is fatter and kinda hoochie-like. I call her "Fat hoochie Kristin." It's what you would look like if you gained about 30 pounds, and became a hoochie, Krisitin.
Then there's Kelley Higuchi clone. I only seen her but once or twice. She sorta resembles you, but yet, is different.
The most common of all clones is the "Adam Sandler" clone. There are many Adam Sandler clones in the world. There was a guy on the US men's gymnastics team in '96 that was a black Adam Sandler. In wrestling, Loren Otake looked like Adam Sandler. There was one other celebrity Adam Sandler clone, but I forget who it is. I figured it was only a matter of time before I saw one of these Adam Sandler clones here, and just recently, I saw this fellow. I am sure there is an Adam Sandler clone in every one of your schools. Keep your eye out, cause you will most definitly see one of these clones.
Also, if any of you see a Bip clone, please inform me about this person. I'm sure such people exist, and I would like to know.
"Future of the Bip Report"
Okay, recent developements have led me to consider limiting the amount of Bip Reports people recieve. I'm thinking of maybe having the Bip Report every other day, or possibly once on Sunday. I need your imput to make this decision. Many people say that the quality is going down. On the flip side, many people encourage me, and say the Bip Report is still on top of its game. Tell me what you think of the Bip Report's future. So send in what you think. Every other day, weekly, or as is. You folks will decide, and I anticipate to make a decison by Sunday. Possibly, I could make it everyday, and send it to people who want it everyday, and send a Sunday one to everybody. Who knows. Tell me what permutations of these plans you feel are adequate.
"Cowboy Fund"
I also think I need a deadline for the first Cowboy Fund Drive. Again, shout out to Emily L. and John M. How bout November 7 is the deadline. That's the latest I'll wait for donations for the first drive. I plan on giving all the money to Cowboy at once. Maybe I should stagger it, but I think the impact of all at once will make him happier.
"Correction"
It's OSU, not ASU. My bad. Sean Tanimoto goes to OSU, and he tells me they are terrible. He says they are often compared to UH. That is poor. Congratulations UW on your one point victory over them.
Fine, fine. You beat us. That really is the point, but let me salvage what's left of my pride, after I talk so much trash in the Bip Report.
"Verga Report"
I am confused. I really don't need to hear disgusting s--- like that.
"Nolan Report"
Who is this Rob Miyashiro anyway? And why is he so pissed? And why is his E-mail sassygirl? Is he a girl? What the fu? (cite Mike)
That's all for now. Long, yet short Report today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is chicken adobo.
BIP