10-3


Well today was a busy day.  It's 3 AM now.  Let's get started!

Here is the chronological order.  Be prepared, it's gonna be a long
one today!!!  By the way, welcome to Jen Itano, Dayna Kamimura (hey I
almost went to CMC), and um...  someone else, I cant remember.  You
know who you are.  Uh, Wayne or something.  I put in the wrong address
last time.  Someone.

Actually, let me first congratulate Josh and Ryan Marn.  Notre Dame
was quite impressive in their victory over STANFORD!!!!  Oh, what's
Stanford's record now?  1 and 3?  something like that.  Too bad Cal is
3 and 1.  The 1 coming from Nebraska, so hey, what can you do?
Anyway, a dominating performance by the Irish.  Stanford didn't stand
a chance.  I think the axe is moving this way.  Bets anyone, for the
big game?

Okay, so this morning, White Fang (he's Chinese Josh) comes in at 1:30
AM.  He is drunk off his butt.  I'm trying to go to sleep, cause the
plan is to go into SF at 9 the next morning.  But no.  Fang is drunk
again.  Apparently, he drank a large Boones (Mike Yang calls this
"Gatorade")in about 15 minutes.  Not the best strategy for a someone
who has no alcohol tolerancy.  The guy is just totally f---ed up.  He
comes in, very loudly saying "Aw man!  I'm so f---ed up!  So f---ed
up!!!"  This woke me up.  He continued "Aw man!  So f---ed up!"  He
lies down.  He starts moaning.  He sounds like he's dying.  He
continues saying "So f---ed up!" for 15 minutes.  At this point, I
became quite upset.  "Fang, why did you drink so much?"  Idiot.  No
response.  More moaning and more swearing.  The people in the dorm
become concerned.  The guy in the other room, Cody, comes in.  "Fang,
are you okay?"  He looks at him.  The answer is obvious.  He says,
"Oops, sorry Dan.  We'll take care of Fang."  Him and several other
guys pick him out of bed, Fang is moaning and repeating himself all
the while.  "Fang, we're taking you to the bathroom.  You need to
throw up."  They make him throw up.  On the way back, Fang falls on
the ground, and starts moaning and repeating "Aw MAn!  So f---ed
up!!!!"  He comes back into the room with help.  He attempts to sleep.
 More moaning and swearing.  At this point, he's kept me up for 30
minutes.  He then goes over, for an unknown reason, to his desk, TURNS
ON THE LIGHT, as I'm clearly attempting to sleep, and starts bashing
at his keyboard or something.  He repeats his little line.  Goes over
to the wall, and starts HITTING it.  I get up.  I just look at him,
with anger in my eyes.  You are an idiot for getting this drunk, and I
am upset that you are keeping me awake you sorry a-- piece of s---.  I
tell him to go throw up again.  He goes.  He apparently does.  He
comes back.  Process repeats, he goes out, and comes back in.  He lies
down, moans and groans, and swears, and keeps me up for an hour.
Then, all of a sudden, the noise stops.  He has passed out/fallen
asleep.  15 minutes later, Cody comes in, and rolls him on his side,
so he doesn't puke in his sleep and die.  Fang is poor.  I do not like
him at all, and No-Fang week is over.

Well on to lighter things.  At 9, I woke up, and at 10, we headed off
to SF.  "We" is Greg, Carey, Reese, Me, Meriel (Iolani girl),
Priscilla (Iolani), and Mona (Iolani).  Also Meriel's roommate, Cindy
(not Gayna Cindy, Cindy number two).  We take the BART, and get to
Embaracado.  We shopped around and it was fun.  I got this nice Jacket
from the Gap.  Let me tell you something about the Gap.  There is a
Gap on every street in SF.  We saw three Gaps, and one Gap being
built.  It's like ABC stores in Waikiki there.  I promise, in a mile
radius, there were three separate Gap stores, and one being
constructed.  We ate at Carl's Jr., an experience for the Hawaii folk.
 We went to Niketown, and Abercrombie Fitch, where Mike Yang, and
Scott "Gilbert" Hirokane work.  There is this jacket there (Courdorouy
Jennie) and it is the softest thing I have ever felt in my life.  I
put it on, and not since the Paniolo moccasins have I felt something
this comfortable.  I wanted to go to sleep on the spot.  Just collapse
and sleep with this amazing jacket on.  It was soooo good.  And it was
choke warm as well.  But it was $125.  Mike and Scott can get 30%, so
actually, I might consider...
However, the highlight of the day was most definately FAO SHWARTZ!!!!!
 This is the awesomest place in the universe.  It is a giant toy
store, and dang is it good.  First floor were these puppets.  There
was an animal for everyone here.  Thoasands of them.  My favorite was
this octopus guy.  If you see it, you understand.  These are some fun
animals.  We spent thirty minutes playing with these guys.  Then we
went to the third floor.  Let me tell you, I was in heaven.  Half the
floor was devoted to Star Wars.  There was a giant AT-AT walker, and
it moved it's head, and had laser things.  It was awesome.  I took a
picture next to Carbonite Frozen Han Solo.  I swear this is an awesome
place.  In addition, I saw such hits as a Taka Michinoku action
figure.  I was quite pleased.  Then we went to the second floor.  We
had originally passed up this floor because of the Barbie display.
But the girls said, lets just look at it.  So we did.  We were not
disappointed, because on the other side of the floor...BOOM!  Giant
"Big" Piano.  After a rousing course of chopsticks, we decided we had
enough.  So we went over to the Dilbert display, and played with the
giant Dilbert mask, and Dogberts (perfect for Jack).  Oh yeah.  The
new guy is John.  Welcome to the Bip Report John.  Then it was lego
time.  They had all kinds of legos.  But we didn't play much with the
legos, oh no.  Cause there was something even better.  It was this
remote control truck set.  That thing is rough as heck.  It's little
toy trucks, on this little course, but the way they move is soooo
good.  It has this scoop in the front, and all this neat stuff.  Dang,
you just gotta see it.  We spent a good hour half in the toy store.
We got back to Berkeley at 7:30.  We ate pizza at 8:15.  And then it
was on to the Hawaii drinking Club.  Mike assured us he would get piss
drunk when we saw him at Abercrombie.  We were not let down.  Mike is
a funny guy when he is drunk.  He starts dancing.  Good stuff.  After
drinking the mandatory screwdriver entrance fee, we went in.  We now
includes, i guess Gayna, and Gayna Cindy.  The other Cindy actually
left at this time.  Ward was also there.  Notably missing was Mun.  We
were all wondering, "where is Mun?  Where is he?  Is he out pimpin
again?  Does he need FOUR women to satisfy his cravings?  The ones he
has now are not enough?  Still not a playa...Munisher, munisher.  I
don wanna be a playa no more.  I'm not a playa I just Mun a lot.
Munisher, still got what ya lookin for.  Berkeley baby.  Berkeley."
Mun never came.  We were disappointed, but Mike was entertaining
enough.  And then, Kristine Kaibara decided she would regulate this
little get together.  She took the blender, and the ice.  And the
woman simply made magic.  In collaboration with Jon van Horn, she
produced a peanut butter mud slide.  Quite tasty.  And then, as if to
say, "It's time to kick it up a notch,"  BAM!  She busts out this
fridgin Mint Chip something from TGI FRidays.  My gosh.  This is
seriously one of the best beverages I have ever tasted in my life.
Apparently, it's 12.5% vodka.  But the taste is no where to be found.
Instead, it tastes exactly like a Mint chip milkshake.  EXACTLY.  If I
were to give it to you, you would not know there was any alcohol in
this drink.  You would say, my gosh, this is a good drink.  It tastes
better than Coke or Pepsi, in my opinion.  It seriously tastes like a
milkshake.  This is something I would drink with a meal.  Like if I
had this at Carl's Jr., it would totally match the meal.  And then,
Kristine just decides its time for the big guns.  This guy gets a
fresh pineapple, and peels it.  Kristine puts Malibu, ice, and
pineapple into the blender.  BAM!  Some kinda good stuff.  I only
tasted this one, cause there were limited quantities, but it was
tasting mighty good.  I don't understand how these drinks taste so good.
Then Ward, Cindy, Gayna, and I went to get some frozen yogurt.  What
for?  I already had a couple of milkshakes.  But we went.  I had a
coupon.  They are hiring people to work at the yogurt place.  I'm
thinking this is the place to inquire.  Whattaya think Jay?  I do Omar
proud to work here.  We ate the yogurt.
It's funny.  Cindy has this fascination with Fang.  She really wanted
to meet him.  She proposed we go to my place to see him.  I said okay.
 Secretly, I hoped Fang would be drunk again.  This would provide for
much comic relief.  But he wasn't when we got there.  Cindy has spent
the last week saying how she really wants to meet Fang.  I couldn't
help but laugh at how disappointed she was to see him.  She was
speechless.  So we left.
We went to the party, but we left right away.  Jon warned us Mike was
a little on the bus-up side.  Mike came out to greet us.
"HOOOOOO!!!!!  GAYNA!!!!!!!!!  HOWZIT???????"  "BIIIIIIIIIP!!!!!!!
BIP BRAH!!!!!"  "WAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!  THE SOCCER MASTA!!!!!!
WAAAAAARD!!!!!!!"  CIIIINDYYYYYY!!!!  HOW YOU DOING????????"  etc etc.
we left.  And then we went to Ward's place, for some intense action.
What was this action?  Well, none other than BALLOON VOLLEYBALL!  Me
and Cindy took on Ward and Gayna for a full hour of intense Balloon
Volleyball.  Milo, we played a game similar to this in, I believe,
ninth grade.  Except this game was doubles.  It was dang intense.
Ward's roommate was beside himself.  "ARe all Hawaii people strange
like this?"  "Yeah, this is what we do in Hawaii all the time.  Since
we don't have sports there.  We normally use coconuts, but we can use
this now.  Hey, turn off the light, so it can be just like home, since
we have no electricity."  We played, and that was about it.
And now I'm here.  Hmm, I'm not sure you should be E-mailing Ward or
Gayna about this little game.  We realize we are extremely cool
people.  What did you do Saturday night?  Balloon Volleyball.  We know
we are cool, so you don't have to remind anybody.  I just thought I'd
share our coolness with you all.
Alright, that's all for me.  Good morning!  And in case I dont see
you, good afternoon, good evening, and GOOD NIGHT!
BIP

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