Well folks, welcome again to the Bip Report.
Eh Val! Wassup! slap chest, slap thigh, fist chest, fist chest,
punch fist. Ey! CLC-34, In theatres now!
Oh, oh. oooooo, it ain't my fault. It ain't my fault. Yeah. I love
the radio here. Sorry, it just started playing. I have to take a
little break. Yeah. Don't make me feel your potatoes.
Okay. Oh wow. 2-Pac song. How do you want it. Hehe. I like how
every station has their own way of editing these songs. Comin' up as
a OOOOoooO. Comin' up as a *Bwuyw* Comin' up as a Ahhhhhhh. Hehe.
Funny.
Alright, news time. Well the big news for me is that Fang DeLong is
going down to USC. That's right. He's gone for the weekend! Oh
glorious day! Falooo Falay! Oh, oh, Alliyah. Yeah. Hey, here's the
Munified version of the song. Timbaland part. (Mun's girlfriend here
is named Karen).
Baby girl,
I'm the man from the big H-I
Won't you come around say hi
And listen to this fly guy.
David Mun. Don't you know I am the one.
Rock shoulder hips in the sun.
In cross country, I run for fun.
Baby girl. Better known as Karen.
Hang out with my friend Darrell Sin.
I run for Senate, and I win.
Don't you know,
Gotta teeeeeell Munbody.
Cause I really need Munbody. Tell me you're that Munbody.BUM BUM. budubudu BUM.
Okay. There are many more Mun songs. Maybe a new addition to the
report will be the unveiling of these songs.
Alright, so Fang is not here. That's something else. Going down to
USC. Abe, Val, David, he might be comin around! Look for a 6 foot
smelly Chinese guy with a big nose, and wearing PE short style shorts
with a faded blue denim jacket. That's Fang. Say hi. Tawni, Carrie,
Pegge. Be careful! I have an idea that he will go to UCLA to find
his "girl." Be on your guard!
Also, Carey Lew and also Greg Shimokawa have also left Cal to go down
to UCLA also. Everyone is leaving, so it provides me the perfect
opportunity to study for my midterms. Excellent. (Now if it wasn't
for Starcraft i could get some work done).
I'm happy to report that my little begging ploy yesterday has resulted
in a flood of E-mails from never been heard from people. For the rest
of these unheards, Send it on!
I had a good day of smuggling. 5 bowls of Cocoa Puffs (the premier
cereal in my opinion), as well as a thing of milk. My Gap smuggling
jacket has proven to be quite efficient. I'm not paying for the
label. I'm paying for the pockets. And it's paying off in spades.
Wow, a new Timbaland and Magoo song. Hmm... I don't like it. Here we
go. Wave your hands. For Missy, Maganoo, and Timbaland. It's set in
to the Spiderman song. Spiderman, spiderman. Ugh, it's no good.
Disappointing.
Okay, well clearly I have nothing to do. I'm writing a paper. Sort
of. Maybe I should have went to Third Eye Blind.
Well, I guess I'll sign off here. Time to do work. Remember folks,
I'm headin into MoFo midterms and a paper. So from now till the 14th,
expect shorter Bip Reports, and NONE on the 12th and 13th. I know, I
know. How are you going to fill the void in your lives? Well, I'll
be back on the 14th with more adventures than ever before!!! Alright.
Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Mun.
BIP