Hello hello hello!!! It's the Bip Report. Coming live and direct
from Bear Territory.
The Bip Report seems to be growing everyday. If you would like me to
add some people to the Bip Report, tell me who they are, and I will.
There are people on the list now that I don't know, nor will I ever
meet in my life. In the address book, they hold name's such as So and
so's Roommate" and "Somebody's friend." But hey. It's all good.
Actually, these titles probably appear on the screen when you get them
along with the addresses and whatnot.
Okay. For all the loyal readers out there, today I have a VERY big
treat for you. Ladies and gentlemen. We have a special guest writer
on the Bip Report. This surprise writer is SO spectacular, that I can
firmly say that this, Will Be, the GREATEST BIP REPORT EVER!!!!! Now
last time a special guest came on the Bip Report, scandal and endless
rumors abounded. Ms. Nakajo and Ms. Prentice have since been severly
censured for their acts against the Bip Report. Well, no they
haven't. But this is my Report, and in my fantasy world, they have.
I'm beating around the bush. Who is the special guest? Well folks,
it's been a long time coming. He is THE one, THE only, MY ROOMMATE
FANG DEEEEELOOOOONG!!!!!!Fang sez: Good evening to all you folks everywhere. Someone please
tell me what BIP exactly stands for? Why does everyone call my
roommate BIP but he won't tell me what it stands for. Where are all
you guys at now? Are you all enjoying college so far? Have any of you
guys been drinking? We drink a lot of alcohol everyday here. You guys
should see how many beer bottles are stacked up by the garbage can
every week. If you don't know, our room is extremely, extremely small.
In fact, it was and should be a single. But we get used to it. It's
really cool having BIP be my roommate. He's helping me check my
drinking so I don't totally get drunk again. Anyways, he's got so many
friends from Punahou here, they do all kinds of stuff here. But they
(the Hawaiian club) really SUCK at all the intramurals sports they
play. They lose at everything. We are both going through our midterm
anxiety right now. In fact, neither of us is doing so good. Berkeley
really shatters your ego when you study all night and get a C on your
midterm. But we'll get used to it soon also. Are you guys all of BIP's
high school friends? What colleges do you guys go to? Well, that's all
for now. My email is [email protected] so if you want to send
me an email, that would be cool.
That's all for now.
Take care!
FZ 10/8How was that folks? Huh??? What I tell you, huh??? HUH??? BEST BIP
REPORT EVER???? Okay, maybe not.
Well, I hope to have guest writers every now and again. Maybe some
people from dorms, maybe some Mangs, er... Iolani people (sorry Reese
HAHAHA). You know, whatever, kick it up a couple notches. If you
don't like it, hey, get your own show.
Well what Fang said about Midterms is right. All of us at Cal seem to
be dying. Except Carey, who is rockin some Cal butt, and Gayna who
gets random mistake points. I don't know about Mun though. Mun is
indeed the one, yet can even Mun's powers overcome Physics AND Chem
AND Calculus AND other stuff, while maintainin the status of Pimp
Daddy of the West Coast? Time will tell. Time will tell.
Alright, now I will address grievances. Many of you have not written
to me. Ever. Some of these people include: Michelle Saito, Tawni,
Alan Okada, Nani Apo. I see a group trend here. One from Jennie
Kaya. One from Drew (BUT IT'S AWESOME!!! SEND MORE DREW PLEASE!!!!
PLEASE!!!!! ANYTHING!!! STORIES, THOUGHTS, ANYTHING!!!). Two from
Carrie, although they were sorta for her own good. By the way, if
anyone knows Eunice Ko's address, the Bip Report search engine would
like to know. In fact, out of that whole little group there, the only
one that really writes is Malia Lau. You go Malia! You friggin rock.
Other misrepresented people. Ryan Tanaka. Derrick Abe. Happy
Fisher. Kevin Suzuki. Emily Chun. Kevin Wu. Milo Lochbaum. Zoe
Tanaka. Kristin Inouye. Blazer. Chad Lau. Aryn Nohara. The list
goes on and on. This is not to say that I am upset at anyone. But
I'd like to hear from everybody. If you are on this list. Please
write!!! I know, I know. I haven't sent personals to all these
people either. But I figure all these Bip Reports has to equal a 1K
"hi Bip" message. That's all I ask. Just 1K. 1K. My address takes
up 1K.
Okay, sorry about that folks. I know some people are saying, "Bip,
you are pathetic. Your life revolves around Fang. And now you want
these people to be your friends." All I can say is sorry guys, sorry
(cite Gayna).
Well this is a long one. Time to wrap it up. So until next time,
diamonds are forever, and so is the failing Mid terms.
BIP