Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Big Game"
I lower my head in shame. I submit to the will of the Cardinal. I am sorry for ever thinking our football team was worth anything, or that our offense was capable of scoring. At least our band is better!...Okay, just let me try to salvage whats left of my pride.
This Bip Report will be cut short, because I have to cry about our loss to the lowly 2-8, now 3-8 Cardinal. *sniff* *sniff*
I suppose this will only result in a long as heck Monday report, and there is much to say. Two words, Sky Milner. That is all. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is the Golden Bears...WAAAHHHH!!!!
BIP
PS, I am testing this thing Dylan Owens told me. If I send it out on Bcc, it will only show your name, not the other 100+ people, thus saving countless bits of memory, and making the Bip Reports seem shorter, so people actually read them. Thanks Dylan!