Welcome to the Arena. It is here that we may all get out our best trash talking to defeat rival schools, and spam up the internet with mass amounts of one line E-mail thrown back and forth between each other in petty contsets to see who can sound like they know the most about college football. Again, let the teams speak for themselves. I enjoy a good trash talk here and there, especially in the Big Game area. However, we have gone too far. Reid, you walk a fine line, my friend, a fine line indeed. Your 3 messages were sent AFTER the Bip Warning. However, you quickly apologized, so here you are. And Scott and James. You also walk a fine line. And Terri. Again. Thin ice folks. Paper thin.
The Bip Report would like to make a formal apology to all the people that had to do more deleting in one day, than they've done in their life. I apologize to you folks, and can only hope this does not happen again. I have, in some ways instigated with my poem, which was meerly asking Mike Yang to get a shirt for my sister. Yet it escalated. Apologies. Bow bow.
But on to greener pastures. Today was filled with many memorable moments, so we shall discuss these instead.
"Kowboy"
What? Why is Bip spelling it with a "K"? Is he thinking he's kool now? (hahaha. I crack me up). No. Today is a red letter day indeed. I finally spoke to Cowboy. I formally "met" him. His name is Kenneth, or Kenny. But his friends call him Ken. Along with talking, I dropped a fat $1.09 courtesy of Gayna and Cindy. Thank you girls. The Fund is grateful. So Cowboy is Kenny. Kenny Kowboy. Remember, the deadline is Nov.7. However, if you want to send money after the deadline, feel free to do so. I only made the deadline as a day when I would give choke money to Cowboy at one time. If you give me money after, I'll still give it to him. It's just that on Nov.7, I'm gonna give him the biggest donation ever. I'm thinking also Thanksgiving is aroung the corner. Actually, I never thought of this, I think Malia did. Good idea Malia. Something will have to be done along the lines of Cowboy Thanksgiving. Well thats for later though.
"Menu"
For those of you unfamiliar with the game. This hardly applies. Yet to Scott, Steph, Shelly, Iso, and whoever else was a fan, MENU is back! That's right, I found a Berkeley Menu magazine. It is sweet as hell. When next you come, Scott, best be bringing your pricing skills as well. Cause its onnnnnnn sucka.
"That Crazy Lady on the Street"
This refers to the stupid crack ho lady on the street that I hate. She is schmall kine neo-Nazi, and simply yells at everyone. If you have a Gap bag, in her eyes, you are a traitor to the Earth. Apparently, she went on Sproul Plaza during a Basketball rally, and started calling the cheerleaders hos. This does not sit too well with me, as I already hate that stupid b----. However, today, one of our Hall guys took a small kine proactive stance against her. In a drunken state, the man known as Cody started bellowing out the window at her while she was in one of her yelling moods. "Shut the f--- up!! Shut up you stupid b----! You damn crack ho!" Everyone was amused. People walking down Telegraph were laughing and giving him signs of approval. I was going to let Cody come on, but he's too drunk. Maybe some other time.
"And Finally"
Well I'm sure many of you know this by now, but here are the results of the biggest race in politics.
Governor of Minnesota - Jesse "The Body" Ventura
Can I get a "Hell Yeah?" OH HELL YEAH!
This is sweet! Daaaaaamn! Hella tite! (Zion) S--- muthaf---a! All I knows is, Minnesota is running a tite ass government now. I would not mind being a Minnesotan right about now. That seriously kicks ass. As I've been saying all day long, when you got someone who has WWF experience, commentated on many a Wrestlemania, AND fought the Predator, you know you got a tite package. In addition, you also know he is well versed in Extra-Planetary concerns, as he played a Men In Black in "The X-Files." Plus he took on Mr. Freeze for awhile in Baman & Robin. To what extent is it bad ass to live in Minnesota? Very much so. And Jesse, who will now be "The Mind" Ventura, is also a ex-Navy SEAL as well as former mayor of Minnesota's sixth biggest city. So don't knock the man. He knows what he's doing. He is respectful to the nation, as he has served for us, and you know ain't no one messin around in Mnnesota now, or else you get beat down by the Governor. Okay. I will have to make an early match-up.
Jesse Ventura vs. Ben Cayetano
Jesse gets up, and kicks Ben's ass. Nuff said.
Jesse Ventura vs. Gray Davis (California Gov.)
Jesse piledrives him. Over in ten seconds.
Jesse Ventura vs. Both Bush Brothers (Texas and Florida Govs.)
Jesse double clothelines them both. George thinks to get in and help his sons, but no. He stops himself short, "Wouldn't be prudent" and backs off. Jesse wins.
Jesse will now have to use his mind, hence the new title. A title change is not new for Jesse, as he has been called both "The Star" and "The Pilgrim" on previous PPV events. While he did take exception to "The Star" for it seemed as if Gorilla Monsoon forgot Jesse's name.
How good would it be if someone like The Rock ran for Governor in Florida? Get The Rock over there! Illegal immigrants? As long as they keep their filthy paws off of The Rocks freshly mowed lawns on his palacial Governal mansion, The Rock could care less. But if they start getting in the way, you know the Rock will be forced to lay the smack down, in a serious way.
Okay. That's all for tonight. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Jesse "The Mind" Ventura.
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