Holy s--- guys. Imagine my surprise when I got on to do the Bip Report, clicked check mail, and was stormed with 27 messages, including...well...Jeff...um...I'm schmall kine speechless. You have indeed truly taken your cinematic skills to the next level.
I couldn't help but laugh my ass off at all this stuff. Angry angry words Pac-10 Cal, UW, USC, Arizona, and Stanford, Big-10 Wisconsin and Notre Dame...CRAP! It's damn hilarious. But I can see how you would be extremely pissed off about this. So lets end this little battle here. We will let the teams speak for themselves. They will battle each other and that will be that.
And then there's the Mang/Pun war. Things are heating up on all levels on the Bip Report. I don't know what I wrote to evoke such conflict, but let us stop the hostilities for the sake of all the people (which is, oh, I'd say everyone BUT Kiley, Jeff, Kano, Ryan, Terri, Reid, and David).
But I think it's damn hilarious how this even happened. But please, do not abuse the Bip Report mailing list in such fashions. That aside, we shall begin today's report.
"Needed?"
Is the Bip Report needed today. That is a good question. You all have enough E-mail now to last you for three or four days. But nonetheless, rain or shine, the Bip Report goes on.
"Election Results"
For those who don't know...
Governor - Cayetano 51% Lindsey 47%
Abercrombie - A grip% Ward- Not as much%
Inouye - Hella% Crazy Republican Woman- You ain't gettin nadaaaaa from us%
Ironically, I voted for all the losers, including Crazy Republican Woman. If someone had just told me that she was crazy, and her methods included not getting sponsorship from the Republican Party, and using the stars to construct policy, I would clearly not have voted for her. Yet no one bothered to tell me this, until after I sent my absentee in. Jennifer, that was your job.
Those are your winners.
Also
Prop 2- Amendment to allow Legislature to pass laws restricting marriage to male/female.
yes- 73% no- 20-something%
This of course does not mean that gay marriages are outlawed, but rather it is now Constitutionally legal for such legislation to be passed. Whether it will or not is another question. Despite my Republican voting record here, I am liberal minded. I voted no. I compare attacks on the gay community to be similar to 60's attacks on blacks and 19th century women's rights things. One day, 50 or so years from now, people will look back at us with the same contempt that we look back upon the racists of the past. I have undoubtedly pissed off many people with that little statement there. Maybe tommorrow, the Bip Report will become a forum for political discussion. Or not. But let me just add again, I AM NOT GAY!
That's all for the political world. I'm sure you don't care about my political views too much, but whatever.
"That Crazy Fang"
Fang is now wearing a Superman Blue Old School Broncos Sweater. Sorry Reese, but he has done a great injustice to the Broncos.
"Speaking of Reese"
By the way, Reese is the new Worms Champion of Spens-Black.
"Speaking of Injustice"
Yes Joey. I have done a great diservice to the Italian people. It is Tattaglia, not Tataliga as I spelt it. I am truly sorry Don Rispoli.
I will leave you all now, because I know that you are all busy...and have been swamped with about 40 e-mails as is, and don't even want to hear the word again. I feel sorry for someone like Jenny Shaw or Onaona or Blaise, who has only limited access to the internet, and when they open up their E-mail one day, there's gonna be all this s--- in it from this little war. Well, diamonds are forever and, dare I say it, so is Cal!!!!!!!!!!
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