Welcome to the Bip Report. Well, I should be studying for math midterm now, but I can't let the fans down! Fans? Now I'm getting cocky. I think I should seriously adopt the Conan O Brien theme, and constantly diss myself about how junk the program is. Hey! Tonight we got a great Report!!! No, I'm lying, it's as crappy as they always are. Okay, well here we go.
"Soccer Update"
We had our final regular season soccer game today. And Ward came, so you know it's all good. Ward started us off with our first goal. It was one on one vs the keeper, and the keeper ran out and fell down or something. Ward just went around him for the enpty net goal. Shortly after, Jon van Horn got the ball, burned up the field, and scored from the side. Our third goal came from Carey? I don't remember. But we ended up winning 3-0, giving us a record of 3-0. Now we get to play some junk team in the playoffs. After Ward and Jon started us off, we were pretty much free to do as we please on offense. This almost allowed Kristine to score, but she didn't. This also created two scoring opportunities for the notorious Mike Yang. The first one was like, Mike had the ball, and was going up the middle with no one between him and the keeper. But he totally shanked the ball, and it went to the far right of the goal. The second one was a botched pass. I can't really talk though, cause I know I've botched many a pass before. If it were me or Mike instead of Ward on the first goal, we would have missed. There was no one in the goal, and we still would most likely miss. In the second half, Greg decided he wanted to come out and play, so I took over at the goal. More or less went buck-wild after the ball when someone came down. But yeah, we won. Team Pu, huh Mike?
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Everyday I come out on the Bip Report, and I talk about myself. And I'm thinking, how interesting can this be? I mean, I'm talking about myself! What about, if I start a new thing called Shout Out Sunday, where I give a shout out to like, 10 people on the list, and just go down, until I'm done, and then start again? This way, i'm sort of talking to each one of you. How's that? Good or what?
Kelly T. - Since when did you become Hawaiian girl? Nah, keep it coming. Give me da kine local style flava.
Scott - Scott, I saw the dead carcass of the racoon on the road as we went up to play soccer. Apparently, no one will ever come to clean it up, and will serve as a constant reminder to what you have done. No, I'm joking. This time is truly the end of racoon comments.
Andy Vrabec - Um...So. How's that Iso? Crazy guy huh? Yeah. Air Force is doing pretty good this year! You folks beat Army or what? I didn't see. I assume so.
Pegge Lum - So...How's UCLA treatin ya? Huh. Maybe this isn't such a good idea after all.
Pat - So where's the money for Cowboy? I'm waitin.
Kyle - I think I might have to go on some sort of diving expedition with DDC during winter. I have no idea how to dive, but I think this is something I need to know. Is all of what you speak just a taste, when you're a DDC diver? DDC diver... DDC diver. DDC diver...
John - Sorry, I can't make it to SCU next week. I have to schedule classes. So how are things going at Stone cold U? Are you majoring in opening cans of whup ass or what? I think major in hard knocks, minor in Stunning is decent.
Steph - So I found a new MENU magazine. I have spread the game to Cal, and soon everyone will know of it. However, none can match your pricing ability. I think you got the correct price more times than anyone else. Hey...I think me and Milo need you to come on the Price is Right. How far is Irvine from LA?
Reid - Whoa. Again a message. You Wildcats think you can come into Cal and just beat us around? This is Bear Territory! That's right. You supress that urge to send choke letters to all kine people on the list. Hit Squad+ pissed off Vedder = Cal win.
Sean - So what is up with these OSU folk anyway? I thought you said they were junker than UH. Yet never in UH's wildest dreams could they almost beat UCLA, UW, and us. This is unprecedented.
Okay that's all. Tell me what you think of this feature. ACtually, unless I make this Shout Out Everyday, I;m never going to get through everyone by Winter. By the way, in Winter, the Bip Report goes on hiatus. If I'm in Hawaii, I see you all already. So no need right? Plus I won't even have the list.
Kay then. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is not studying for Math Midterm.
BIP