Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Very Tired"
I am very tired. I want to make this short, but I gots my obligation to my loyal readers. So here we go.
"Davis Correction"
Davis got kicked out in junior year. He drove a souped up Acura Vigor. He was kicked out for being connected with the car jack, not actually doing it, and finally, he quit "Monkey Time" to pursue a solo career.
"Sky Update"
Latest news about Sky from Dylan. He is on his way to sell magazine subscriptions across the nation. Currently he is living with Jarin Udom still in Washington. And he's in a band. Whether it's the Schmilners or not is unclear.
And people are getting high off cough syrup. Does Davis know about this?
"Austin Powers"
Okay, two people have already told me to give credit to the Austin Powers commercial in the Super Bowl. The fact of the matter is, I didn't mention it because that preview could already have been seen in the theatres (which I did), so it is really nothing new. That doesn't mean it isn't good. It just wasn't new, so I didn't mention it. And yes, I will see one movie this summer, Star Wars. And if I see a second movie this summer, I will see Austin Powers. It's a little disappointing that Vannessa Kensington will not be returning, but such is the life for a shagadelic International Man of Mystery.
"Tripton's Riot Report"
Well Tripton goes to school in Colorado. Therefore he had a decent amount of rioting to report. Since it would be a crime for me to try to duplicate Tripton, I'll just give you his actual report to me.
ok Bip, you say the superbowl was junk? i say awesome. cause crap, in
boulder, we rioted like a motherfucker.
once the game was over, pretty much the whole school gathered in a
main intersection on the hill, and it started with choke dancing, yelling,
and fireworks like mad. Lots of cheering for the homestate broncos at this
point. Then small fires of assorted things, then burned a trashcan, Then
burned three couches. We took down a stop sign, and threw it in the fire.
By now nobody cared about the broncos. everyone just wanted to go nuts.
all through this, all the guys are constantly chanting at girls: "Show us
your tits! Show us your tits!" sure enough, the drunk girls give in and
give us what we want to see.
and then crap! these two girls are sitting on the shoulders of
these two guys, and i guess they knew each other or something, cause they
are all front and center on top of everyone, and they start making out. no
weak assed kissy kiss. These girls are having fun for about 30 seconds
here. then they go down back on the ground, and they still yet make out
some more.
Eventually, the riot police come out to whoop ass, and they do just
that. they throw tear gas grenades. (Such as Mickey's grenades) they
throw this shrapnel bomb in the middle of the crowd, and it explodes,
throwing little rubber shrapnel at everyone in the vicinity, knocking
people over and in general, getting the message across that they were not
here to be nice-nice and pussyfoot around.
There is something everyone should know about Boulder, CO. the
cops are jerks. They threw a tear gas grenade in a fraternity, for crying
out loud! The masses of kids were literally running down the street, and
they kept lobbing the gas. I heard a story from my friend that he saw some
kid that was blinded by the gas, accidentally run blind into a cop, and the
cop just beat him up or something. that's pretty bad. But surprisingly,
no windows were broken, and no stores were looted.
There was one cool thing about this. This one old hippy guy i saw
early on (this is in the beginning before the fires) had a gas mask on his
head. I laughed at him. I don't laugh now, cause when all hell was
breaking loose, my same friend saw that guy just cruising around cause he
had a gas mask on. it pays to be prepared.
"Now for Friday's"
Here is what I was supposed to write on Friday. I have two gripes, and one observation I would like to bring to light.
"I Hate Math"
Why is the Bip Report coming out at 3:30 AM? F---ing math is why. Stupid Calculus. I hate calculus.
"Bed Springs"
I am liking my new room very much. However, I have one major gripe about the room. It lies within my mattress. My mattress is all springs. I mean thats what matresses are made of, right? But this one is unreal. All I can feel are these damn springs. It's like there's no padding between the springs and me. It really pisses me off. I lie down, and it's very uncomfortable because I can feel each individual spring. And if I read a book on my bed, and and prop the book up with my elbows, my elbows hurt because they press directly into the springs. It's hard to explain. I think it's sufficient to say that it is very uncomfortable. Damn bed springs.
"The DDC - An Observation"
This is my DDC observation for the Winter Break. It seems to me that the DDC, of all groups, stayed together the longest for Winter. Most groups had a good deal of people leave the week of New Years. And then more the next week. The DDC had no one leave during this time. I saw Big John at wrestling a week before I left. He tells me, "None of us has left yet, except for Scott. He left yesterday." Holy crap! I think. That's pretty amazing. Then to add to that, John was supposed to have left, but he just didn't because of weather. So he should technically have been in college already, but he wasn't. The only person to leave was Scott, right? But frick, one week later, he's back in Hawaii. And to add to this, I hear Mark doesn't have to go back for a quarter or something. UPS starts the same week as Cal. And I think Notre Dame starts late too. And then some guys are in UH. All this created a situation where a majority of the DDC was still in Hawaii when I left on Jan.16. That's a long time. The moral is the DDC refuses to leave Hawaii. Perhaps a DDC member would like to make the DDC vs. Leaving for College Matchup.
"Web Report"
I put up the rudiments of my web page on the net. But it's far from complete. I just put some stuff up so as to not lose my address. I won't reveal the address just yet. Not until it's good. Joey, now is the time that I need the entire Bip Report archives from you from 10/21 and before. There's no rush.
Okay then. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so are hardcore matches.
BIP