Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Thank you Joey"
Don Rispoli, I am forever in your service. Because you have done this great favor for me, one day, and that day may never come, I will do a favor for you. You have been very generous to the Bip Report over the months, and I humbly thank you, while acknowledging your masculinity. I leave you now, Don Rispoli, with much gratitude. You have fufilled a young man's dreams, and made him a happier person.
"Brian Taylor"
Thank you also for your offer to send the Bip Reports. Your commitment to the Report has been most noteworthy indeed. It is because of this that I make the next announcement.
"Friends of the Bip Report"
Joey and Brian, along with Nolan (since he gave me the Royal Rumble tape), are the first inductees to the Friends of the Bip Report. You three have gone above and beyond the call of duty, proving your unwavering loyalty and friendship. Right on...Friends.
"A Little Delirious"
Many people seemed to be shocked when they recieved the 3:40 Bip Report last night. Well all that staying up late has taken its toll. I am small kine delirious and whatnot. I had to wake up at 7 too. that 3 hours of sleep. That sucks. And now its 1:40. But I get to wake up later. So not too bad. Nonetheless, I am a little disorientated and discombobulated, as well as scatterbrained and hemajeng.
"Plus My Computer Sucks"
Plus my computer is acting up. Not only did it freeze while playing Starcraft earlier today, I had to start the damn thing up about 5 times before I could get Windows to start. It kept on failing and crap. It just wouldn't load windows. It was wierd. All that turning it off is probably hurting it too. I ought to get this comp fixed.
"I Should Have Stayed in Bed"
I am all tired now. I went ot 8 o clock English, and I fell asleep. That is very bad. But I have to go to class, or I get a cut, and three cuts equals grade lowered, just like in high school. So damn it. I was tired the whole day, but at least there was a good episode of Pokemon on.
"Too Much Homework"
Well I tell you folks what. I have homework still yet to do for Stat. It is very tedious work. It's damn dumbers and numbers and numbers, as the course name would imply. So I bid you all farewell, as I head off to do more number crunching. Adios.
Until next time, diamonds are forever, and it seems like this Stat homework is too.
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