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Well hello everybody.  This is actually the first time im making one
of these large E-mails to a bunch of people.  It's new and exciting!!!
 Woo hoo!!!
Ok, well lets start the Bip report.
School has thus far been cake.  It's like you bake a cake, and you eat
a cake.  And that's school.  It's the eating the cake part.  That's
how easy it is.  Like people ask me " are you going to class?"  I
might as well reply, "Naw man, I'm eating this cake right here."  "Oh,
you got homework?"  "Yeah, I gotta eat this piece of cake."
Well it's not that simple actually.  I'm sorta dying in math.  That's
right, my slacking in the math department has come up and kicked me
squarly in the buttocks.  Ryan and Kristin, why didn't you do a better
job keeping me awake during class last year?!!?!?!?
Well speaking of cake, tommorrow, or today as it would be (its 12:27),
me and Greg Shimokawa and possibly Kristine Kaibara are going with a
bunch of random Hawaii people to San Francisco.  At SF, we will have
the most awesomest, amazingest, super-fudgin BOMB diggedy-est dinner
with none other than SAM CHOY!!!!  That's right, we will pay $15
(kinda a lot) and work for 2 hours serving food.  In return, we get to
meet (as Emeril says) my good buddy Sam, and have an all you can eat
buffet.  And you better believe I will pack that stuff away.  If
possible, i will bring doggy bags upon doggy bags home filled with the
Hawaiian goodness.  For those of you who are sick of DC food, you can
truly understand and appreciate the scope of this event.  True, i
shall be missing the Nebraska v Cal game, buy hey.  Here's my
prediction of the score.  Neb. 88.  Cal 0.  He got game, she got game,
Nebraska got game... Cal dont got no game whatsoever.  We had 5 yards
rushing in our last game vs. the Mighty Houston Cougars.
On to the music world.  This Sunday, I will be going to a BEASTIE BOYS
concert with Gayna Nakajo!!!  It will fudgin (<----for you Ry, malama
baby) rock the mo fo house!!!!Intergalactic Planetary Planetary
Intergalactic...Sorry Joey, it's  a good song.
Well my birthday is coming up on the 19th of September.  Gifts can be
sent to:
Daniel Kawamoto
2490 Channing Way Rm. 408
Berkeley, CA 94704
Of course I'm joking, and you dont have to send a gift.  This is
merely a clever ruse to inform everyone of my address.  You can send
letters though.  A solid letter from anybody is present enough.
Or perhaps you'd like to call me on my birthday (510)704-0390.  hint
hint.  Actually, being at college and having an answering machine is
just TOOOOO SWEEEET!!!!  I'm fulfilling childhood dreams of making
answering machine messages.  That dream was to have come true with my
pager messages, but they were difficult to make.  But the phone!!!!
Ryan, you heard it.  Quote Ryan "That is the most solidest answering
machine EVER!"  Well I changed the message since then.  I like to
change it every week or so, if I get an idea.  How will you know?  The
only way is to call!!!!  AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
On a final note.  Melissa Bow.  Your E-mail address is the funniest
address i have ever seen in my entire life.  I saw it on Nolan's large
E-mails, and laughed for like ten minutes.  You have made the list,
because your address is the BOMB.  MC BOW!!!!! BREAK IT DOWN!!!!
OK.  see yall later.  Im not sure if this email to all will be habit
forming.  We shall see.
Oh yeah, by the way, if anyone has the E-mail address for the
following people:
Jay Tanaka (you got it Carley?  Sad.  He's my own cousin too...)
Derrick Abe (how am i going on the price is right without it?!?!)
Milo Lochbaum (Kristin, talk to Sara, and hook me up)
Josh Ka'akua (he goes to your school Ryan)
John Morioka (ummmm...Zoe?  ask Micah?)
Scott Aoki (you the woman again Zoe)
Yeah, so if anyone knows the address of any of these people.  Be sure
to tell me.  Thanks.  Oh yes, my Berkeley address is functional
[email protected]
I'll check both.  i'll write with both.  OK  bye for real.  until next
time, this is dkawamoto saying diamonds are forever and so is the
Bipsource.

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