Well son of a gun, its bip
apparently, in my laughing fit about melissa bow's e-mail address, i
forgot to add it to the list. well its added now, and melissa, you
have one FUNNY address. That is seriously the funniest s___ ive seen
this week, and ive seen some funny s___.
Well i again invite you to call me (510) 704-0390. Jay called to hear
my answering machine. Now jay has decided to STEAL my answering
machine message for his UNC voicemail. Faux Pas jay, Faux pas. What
do you think youre doing????
So what did i do today? well lets see. Did i stay to see Cal get its
posterior up-ended by the Nebraska Cornhuskers 24 - 7 ? Did i stay to
see the crazy Husker RB with the glass eye (youre all over the
place!!!) that's painted black with a red iris? Did i stay to see
25,000 husker fans fly in from nebraska to invade telegraph avenue,
and all of berkeley? did i stay to see fights almost break out in the
streets, as angry nebraskans yelled at gutter punks, and as black Cal
students marched down the street yelling "Nebraska sucks! F___
Nebraska!" NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DID NOT!!!!
I went to get SAM CHOY cooking baby!!! AW YEAHHHH!!!!
IT was the motherf___in BOMB BABY!!!!
IT WAS SOOOOOOO ONOLICIOUS!!!!
OH MY GOSH!!!! IT WAS FUDGIN THE GREATEST THING IN THE ENTIRE
UNIVERSE!!!!
RIce, chicken long rice, lomi salmon, poi, pineapple, squid luau,
kalbi, kalua pig, bbq chicken, haupia, dang, im dying just THINKING
about it. ANd it was all prepared by SAM CHOY. Thats right. You
might think "Poi? Sick, it was probably all old." No my friends.
This is Sam Choy. He would not accept anyting less than the best. He
flew in fresh taro, and they fudgin pounded the poi and made it that
day. everything was flown in that day, and made that day. MY GOSH IT
WAS TASTY!!!! They had hawaiian music jammin, and it was feelin
reeeeeaaaal niiiiiiice.
COLLEGE?!! pfff. Its HAWAII here!!!!
We got pictures with the man himself, and i got him to sign a picture.
He talked with us and stuff ("us" refers to me and greg shimokawa).
That pictures going up next to Don Corleone on my wall.
And today (its 2:10AM) im going to the Beastie Boys concert!!! BIP IS
GETTING HOOKED UP WITH THE MO FO GOODS!!!!
life is good. so how are you all doing?
ahahahahahahahahhahahaahaha
Kristin, Zoe, do yourselves a favor, and apply to Cal. The fun never
stops.
Oh yeah, did i forget to say we rode in a limo to Sam Choy's? Just
thought i'd mention.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHA
ahahah
haha
huh
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woooooooo
Hey nolan, speaking of bands, our band tryed to play Hawaii 5 0 last
game. Boy did that ever suck. It was the slowest most unenthused
display of that song i have ever seen.
Well, i guess ill leave you all now. I think ill reach into my
refridgerator and pull out some haupia. or maybe some poi. or some
lomi. or some long rice, or some kalua pig, or some lau lau or....
well you get the idea. (we got CHOKE leftovers)
well thanks for putting up with my self-indulging letter. I promise
future letters wont be so littered with self-praise. sooner or later
things will get hard, and ill come back to y'all crying and weeping
like a little baby.
but until then, diamonds are forever, and so is the Berkeley
PaRtY!!!! <---yeah thats a party BipBIP
PS E-mail addresses for Abe, Josh, Scott Aoki, Milo, Big John, Nino
Koo still being accepted (thanks for the WRONG address Pat, joking)
bye again.