Hi folks. People have been pouring in the bad roommate stories in
retaliation to mine. Well, if you were in this room now, hearing what
Fang is saying...well, you'd say Bip wins.
Okay, Fang is on the phone. His long distance bill for this month
will probably be $500, no joking at all. He spends at least 2 hours
everyday on the phone long distance. Oh, he hung up.
Damn. Thats a dumb conversation he just had. He has the gaul to tell
his friends that they lack social skills. This is the same guy
stuttering on the phone, and concocting ideas that he will go out with
a girl he met in UCLA and knew for about 2 days. Better be careful,
Tawni, he might go down there and if so...It ain't my fault.
His plan to date this girl from UCLA...its the dumbest thing I've ever
heard in my life. Of all the girl getting plans I've ever heard, this
by FAR takes the cake. I mean, he doesn't even know the girl, and he
thinks she'll go out with him!!! Ignoring the 3 hour flight distance
between SF and LA!!!! And the fact that he's one ugly stinky mutha!!!
What the f--- is wrong with this guy?!?!?!? What kind of retarded
dumb-a-- plan is this??? I mean, s---. Ryan, you lucky I edit these
letters, cause it would be quite profane now, refering to the utter
stupidity of Fang. I guess Fang just considers himself to be a mack
daddy pimp/playa. He considers it, and I quote, "pathetic that I dont
haven't been on a date yet, cause its already been a month, and its
like, I havent gone on any dates yet, which is pretty sad." Fang
talks in extremely long sentences, with many "whichs" and "becauses."
He has also said that statement above to about 20 people on the phone.
I'm sure he's repeated it several times to some people. It's just
soooo annoying to hear this guy, who is quite possibly the biggest
loser I have ever met in my life, complain about not getting girls,
and also complaining about how the girls here are "ugly. like if i
had to rate them on a scale of one to ten, with ten being the best,
then the girls here are like a three, which is pretty sad." He also
is regretting coming to Berkeley instead of UCLA, because he believes
that at UCLA, this girl would go out with him. Okay. Get this. Fang
believes himself to be a mack because he has been on dates "every week
of his last high school semester." Impressive, maybe.
But...BUT...Get this. They were BLIND DATES!!!!!! A BLIND DATE!!!!!!
That only happens in TV shows! I mean, okay, I've heard of friends
hooking people up, but to go and make a DATE, not just a meeting, but
a DATE. Ironically, Fang fails to note that every week was a
DIFFERENT girl. hmmmm, wonder why they never came back for more?
Enough Fang bashing. That's too much for one day. Well there was
another protest march on Telegraph today, bringing the total I've seen
to 4. (Affirmative Action, Naked Men, Save Alaska) and now, I dont
even know. It was neat though. They had floats and ballon guys. It
was more of a parade. Except it wasnt a real parade. I was
impressed, but I didnt know what the protest was for, so their hard
work went to waste. I didn't tell you about the Alaska one either.
It wasnt much. Correct me if I'm wrong Happy, but last time I
checked, Alaska wasnt being bombed or nothing. What are we saving???
Environment I figure, but then they should have "Protect Alaska" or
"Stop Oil Drilling" signs. Not save alaska. That sounds dumb to me.
Well thats all i gots ta say. All those people that havent wrote back
yet. Come on....PLEASE write back. Even a short "Hi Bip, it's
_________." So until next time diamonds are forever, and so is the
Fang mack attack.
BIP