Hey hey everybody...rock your body. Okay, its Bip, and this heres a
brand spankin new bip report. Let me apologize for the length of
yesterdays news letter. Although you probably found the Bip-bashing
funny, it was none the less extremely long, and kept you up longer
than you would like. Well let me just say...
OOOOOOOO, It aint my fault
it aint my fault
ooooooooo, it aint my fault..........true soldiers
it aint my fault.....................dont die
hey, dont make me feel your potatoes!!!
Okay, lets turn this mutha out. k-keep it on. and ya dont quit. lets
make this party the real sure *tweet!*
well i did nothing today again. no partying. no nothing. i didnt
even go to the football game. we won though, in case anyone cares.
but if i dont care, why would you? well i do care. okay, no tangents
it was raining, so i didnt go to the game. this was the first rain
ever here.
hmmm, Fang is pissing me off more than imaginable. He is just an
annoying guy. If anyone else had him as a roommate, they would surely
have killed him by now. He has so many different ways to piss you
off. I swear, he could piss off a stalwart conservative, or a
knee-jerk liberal. A teenager or an adult. A scholar, or a buffoon.
No one is safe from Fang. He is just an annoying guy. His recent
obsession is finding a girlfriend. I'm not sure if I talked about
this yet, though. If I didn't, and you want to hear, tell me.
I lifted today also. I gonna come home like a rock. Or maybe The
Rock. If ya smell what I'm cooking. And speaking of which, I even
maintain my weight. Gee Bip, I dont know what youre cooking, and it
smells like ----!, but i think ill have some anyway! Yeah okay. Hey
for Joey, I'll be learning Italian cooking very soon. Maybe one day,
when you're Don Rispoli, and I can be honorary paizan, we'll ride in a
car together, with some fellow we's gonna off. And I can make my
bones with the Family. Leave the body. Take the cannoli.
Okay, thats all for me now. Until next time, diamonds are forever,
and so is Fang sucking like a dang gone mo fo.
BIP