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"Sucky Schedule"
Apparently, I will be having a piss poor schedule next semester. I have a May 3 Telebears (class sign-up) time. This is in comparison to Ed's April 29. I lose 5 days, and there will be nothing left for me. This pretty much sucks. I lose. Anyway, I just got the schedule of classes book today, so I thought I'd mention that.
"Frickin Reid"
Why is it that the movie game always seems to lead to contraversy? At first, I believed it was the nature of the movie game. But now I think it is simply the nature of Reid. I beleive every single dispute is a result of Reid doing something or another. I agree with Scott. Reid, you should get the rules, and save them as a file. Put them on your desktop, and have them easily accessable at all times, thereby eliminating the possibility for you to not know the rules, and cause future foul-ups.
"Mike Yang's"
We went over to Mike Yang's tonight for dinner and social over MGDs and alcohol Melona (Midori). We talked with Michelle Cheng, Jon van Horn, Kristine Kaibara, and Scott Hirokane showed up for a while, before going home to study or something. Anyway, we just cruised it while watching some movie called "Bad Moon" that is about this dog that takes on this werewolf. Actually, it is about this werewolf, but this dog is like it's main enemy. It is a sad werewolf that cannot defeat a dog in my opinion, but that is the case. The guy had to resort to getting the dog taken away to the pound when he was in human form. He was able to do so, cause the dog recognized his smell, and frickin worked the guy in human form. It was a pretty crappy movie, but it entertained.
"Kickboxing"
Then we watched this frickin nuts kickboxing on ESPN 2. It is called "Chinese Kickboxing" and it reminds me of WWF's Brawl for All, except they are allowed to use kicking. So it is kicking, punching, and takedowns. It is a sweet combination. It was this match with this super cut Vietnamese guy and this fattish white boy. Needless to say, the white boy got his ass and a half handed to him by the Vietnamese guy. That guy was seriosly a monster. He was tapped like anything.
The match was just CRAZY! That Vietnamese guy was doing some seriously awesome s---. First, he works the white guy with fists and feet, and knocks the white guy down a couple times. The white guy tries to counterattack, but just gets spun around, and the Vietnamese guys freestlyle suplexes him! Then he feels the guy is tired, so time for the death blow. He does this super high kick, and tries to come down on the white guy's head with his heel. The white guy avoided it, and caught his foot high in the air. By this time, the white guy is pissed that he is getting worked so bad, so he tries to throw the Vietnamese guy out of the ring. The ref breaks it up, and Vietnamese guy is smiling and looking like, "I don't believe you tried that s--- on me! You are dead!" His goal is now to humiliate. So he gets in on the guy with some punches, and then BOOM! He gets this double leg in, picks the guy up, and frickin tosses him, so that the guy is parallel to the ground for some time. It is the most bad ass takedown I have ever seen. It is so, "I am the s---. Don't even think about trying to do something to me" kinda move.
All this happened in two minutes. The white boy got knocked down 4 or 5 times, and got majorly schooled in two minutes. Then it was the second round.
The Vietnamese guy just railed on the white guy this round. His kicks were deadly as hell, and kept on hacking at his thighs. He swept the white guy a few times. Guaranteed by the end, the white guy could not feel his legs due to immense charlie horse action. Then the Vietnamese guy does this wicked scissor leg takedown. It was so spectacular! He gets opposite leg, brings it into the white guy's stomach, and brings up the front leg behind the white guy's body, as he is jumping and getting parallel to the mat, then falls over with the momentum of the kick, and takes the guy DOWN.
Then to prove it is no fluke, he does it again later one. Plus he is punching and literally kicking the s--- out of this guy. He finally ended it with this kick to the kidneys, at which point the white guy toppled over, and he shoved him down.
This guy is the most deadly thing I have ever seen. I have never seen someone work another person as hard as this guy did. I mean, if you even suplexed a guy, that is huge. But the suplex is like the lowlight compared to the other stuff he was doing.
Obviously I am choke impressed by all of this, cause this is the longest I have ever written about something in quite some time. Frickin nuts this guy. And we thought he would be all accent voice when he talked. But no, he was speaking perfect english. This guy is seriously my idol. Chen Le.
Okay, until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Chen Le.
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