Welcome to the Bip Report.
Okay, I write this Bip Report in pure fear. Fear that my frickin computer will freeze. It took me two tries to even get it started to this point. Earlier today, it froze while attempting to run simple functions like reading and E-mail. This is poor indeed. I am angry at my computer, and I am calling Computer City to get their ass to my dorm and fix this thing.
"THANK YOU TYLER"
I start today by giving the biggest thank you to Tyler Nagata. Tyler will be housing me, and possibly Mona and Mariel tomorrow at UOP. We are all going to the UOP luau. Hopefully it will be good. But the main thing is, thank you very much, Tyler. Without you, I would be a bum on the streets of Stockton, and then I would get mugged and raped and beaten like a dog. Cause Stockton is some mean streets. And my no good sister did not come through with the clutch. But Tyler did. Tyler came through for me with the clutch play. Thank you again.
"Greg - The Luckiest Man Alive?"
Okay, here's the story. We had luau practice at 7, and we finished at 9:40 when Kristy was finished bitching at us. Me and Greg previously planned to meet Mariel and Mona to watch "The Matrix." but that was at 9:45. We could either run, and possibly miss the beginning (or at least most importantly, the Episode 1 Trailer), or we could not go. Greg decided he didn't want to run. So fine, we didn't go. Then Reese informs us that he is going to this dance thing sponsored by the Hall Association. You can win door prizes. Fine, let's go then. At first, Reese wanted to dress up. What for, Reese? You wanna look good for the girls? Quote Greg, "Hasn't the past 7 months taught you anything?" Fine, so we all go in our t-shirt and shorts (since today was an unbearably hot 83 degrees). We get there, and we walk in, like we just don't care. Cause we don't. We walk up, sign up, and get our ticket stubs. Then we go up, eat their food, drink their juice, and proceed to wait for the door prizes. That is when we noticed the sumo game.
"Sumo Game"
This is where you wear that fat sumo outfit, and battle it out. Me and Reese battled, and I guess I won the first one, but it was close, ending with both of us falling. I think I won with the "Frontal Force Out." Second match, we were slapping and charging into each other, until we were at a stalemate. Then I used the "Side-step throw down" and Reese fell. I won! Then you get to do a belly flop on the other guy. I thought to lay the smack down with a People's Elbow. But this was not to be. It was a fun game though.
"Back to the Story"
So we finish up, and Greg says he wants to try. While Greg waits in line, I see Stanley Yuen, and I talk to Stanley for a while. Then Greg is up, and we watch Greg. Greg pretty much tooled his opponent, with many frontal thrusts and slaps. It was over quickly. With that, Greg came over to join us in discussion. After a while, we decided to leave. I think I might have decided to leave. But I think they were wanting to leave too. So we start leaving, but I first want to find where the cash cube is, that they advertised. The cash cube is the thing were there is money flying around, and you have to grab it. We never found it, but we wasted some time in the search. At that point, we started to leave. Me and Greg were out the door, when Reese started yelling at Greg. "GREG! GREG! Get in here! You won something!" Greg was like, "Shut up. Don't joke with me." Reese, "I'm serious!" So we go in. It turns out Greg had been picked for a door prize. Oooh. What did he win? Well! It is a stereo and home theater system. 3 CD changer and 5 stereo speakers. It is a super fat stereo! Wow! Not bad. Not bad at all!
"Bears - The last word"
Okay, you might be tired of bears, but here goes. Tripton and Jay. Yes, the elephant might be able to win. The way I thought a bear could win is to slowly bleed the elephant to death. However, this would take hours. And a rampaging elephant would not stop fighting. Maybe so the elephant would win. But it would have to hit the bear with it's charge. If is connects, yes, it is very much over for the bear. But I still think the bear could dodge the charge. The question really is: Will the bear be able to continue dodging and slashing from behind for as long as it takes for the elephant to bleed to death? That is the determinant in the battle. Who knows the results.
"Macross Plus"
This show is awesome. It finished with quite a bang. The final dual is frickin nuts. The best part of original Macross is Max and Miriya fighting. Take that, that battle and multiply it by a factor of 100. Then multiply that by infinity and beyond! And that is just a grain of sand, in the Sahara Dessert compared to how good the final Isamu/Guld battle is. Plus Sharron Apple's techno-ish music is small kine sweet. This is just a good show. I don't think it is too plotful now. It is just good story telling. Myung's song is also nice.
I am most pleased of how I got Ed and Danny to like Robotech/Macross as much as me. Danny's wallpaper on his computer is the Macross Plus logo. Ed's wallpaper is the Skull One with a Zentradi ship in the background. My wallpaper is the SDF-1 from Macross II. I like this.
"Rival Schools"
Me, Ed, and Danny were up from the end of Macross Plus til now playing this game called Rival Schools. It stars Sakura, from Street Fighter Alpha. It is a fighting game, and it has all these people, apparently from her school or her rival schools. There is a biker chick, a baseball guy, a soccer guy, a kendo guy, etc. It was pretty fun.
Okay, my computer didn't freeze. Awesome. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so are bears.
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