Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Shout Outs"
First, I want to thank Ms. Carley Sasaki for her most generous offering of time to talk all about UPS. Very much appreciated.
Second, I want to thank Darren Seu for sending me pictures of yesterday's RAW that I missed. Darren, this was most definitely awesome that I get to see the 3:16 truck. But if he used it to lay the smack down on The Most Electrifying Car in Automotive Entertainment Today, then maybe it is not that good after all.
But thank you to both of you!
"Corrections"
Okay, I have been plagued with E-mails of people telling me I am wrong about Cyclonus being Soundwave. And yes, I find I am wrong. Here are corrections with the whole issue.
Sweeps not Skeets.
Cyclonus was not Soundwave.
Stuntacons turn into Menasor, not Brutucus.
Predacons turn into Predaking, not Predacus.
I don't know who becomes Brutucus.
Trypticon, not Tripticon.
I know Soundwave carried Megatron off after his battle against Optimus Prime, as well as Soundwave superior, Devastator inferior. But I thought that he got changed anyway. I was wrong. I have attached to this Bip Report a picture of Galvatron, Cyclonus, AND Soundwave, thus proving I am wrong.
"Colorado" (Bip's note, added on May 21st. I realize putting this up now, that April 19th, the day this happened, is the same day as Waco and the Oklahoma Bombing. This is probably why they chose this day to do this).
Okay, I feel that I need to talk about this event, otherwise I seem very unworldly. I think it is pretty messed up what they did, obviously. They were also quite racist, Nazi, and evil. To me, it just shows you how precarious life is. At any time someone could come in and shoot your head with a shotgun. There's no sense to get mad about it, or to try to understand, cause you can't. Some people are just f---ed up. Unless you unf--- them to begin with, you can't do anything about it. Better off to seize the day, and live life up, cause it could end in a snap. But then there's the Econ principle of investment. If you study now, then you are better off in the future. But then you could die before you get to reap what you have worked so hard to sow. But the odds of this are very small. Nonetheless, there is a risk involved. That is why I prefer method number two. You become choke good at some form of kick ass martial art, so that if someone does that to you, you are able to f--- them up, before they can shoot. This is why I want my first born son to be a ninja. You try that with a ninja, and he'll kill you 10 times before you hit the ground.
Okay that is all for today. It is late, because I had Econ homework to do, and it was stupid. So until next time, diamonds are forever and so is Soundwave.
BIP
