Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Gas Out"
Brian, Brian, Brian. What have I done to deserve such disrespect? Have I not always been a kind and generous friend? Haven't I always supported you? In the past, I have done many favors for you, and this...forward...is how you repay me?
Honestly though, what were you thinking, man? End all forwards! It's like the goal and the dream! And now, turning your back on the cause! I am ashamed. I will say good day to you now, Mr. Taylor.
"Gas Out - Why it would not work (Yes, Jay. I fancy myself an economist)"
It is very simple why the Gas Out plan will not work. By the way, I am refering to a forward that is going around, entitled "Gas Out." It is about getting angry at the cost of gas, and setting one day for everyone not to buy gas, int he hopes that this will bring down gas prices. Well here is why it won't work.
There is this thing, this crazy thing, called Supply and Demand. It determinest he price equilibrium for all goods and services, in this capitalist market that we have. The key thing here is Demand. The logic behind the gas out is, we cut off demand, and prices have to decrease. Well that is just not true. Unless you never bought gas again, the demand will still be there. And if you never bought gas again, you would have no worries about gas prices. If everyone didn't buy gas one day, that simply means you would all have to buy gas the next day. Ironically enough, the gas companies would probably take note that no one bought gas one day, and would know that people will be needing extra gas on the next day. Prices would probably go up, since no one will have gas anymore. Then they sit back and laugh at the stupid people that tried to control their market. Hahaha.
"Evangelion"
Okay, someone explain to me what is so good about Evangelion. Me and Ed just finished watching 6 episodes, and it was crap. We got through hoping that it would get better. After all, the first episode of Macross Plus was boring, but then it got choke good. This is not the case for Evangelion. It doesn't seem to get better. It is getting somewhat better, but not a whole lot. The whole story is stupid. I assume it will be explained in time, but it just makes no sense. Then there is the fact that the main character is a frickin wussy idiot. I mean, crap. The guy just stands around with his head down, and says "yes" all day. What a f---ing loser. No wonder he has no friends. And what the hell is up with Rei? She's frickin weird. Even girl Ranma gets pissed when people fondle her. But Rei's all frickin screwed up. Damn. This series is just weird.
Okay, that is all for today. Wait, no. There is one more thing. I am in charge of writing the script for our luau. So all you people coming down, which is Scott, CT, and whoever else, look for some Bip touches, such as Fang being worked into the script. I hope I get to play him, cause I think I am the only one capable of pulling off that role.
Now I'm done done. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Supply and Demand.
BIP