Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Nothing Special"
I didn't do much today. I woke up at 12. That was pretty good. I got this toy in the mail from ebay. It is a Hovertank from the Southern Cross series of Robotech. I am quite pissed, since the one I got is not in great condition, but I thought it was choke difficult to find this one, cause I never seen it before. But today I looked on ebay, and there were three of them, out of nowhere, with all the guns and stuff. This is also the most difficult toy to transform EVER. Crap, I had to analyze the thing for 30 minutes, before I could figure out how to turn it into Guardian mode. I still haven't figured out how to turn it into the tank.
"Mike Yang"
I saw Mike do some Danceworks. This is where Mike gets up there and dances with his dance team. Mike was pretty decent, and I liked his little nod when the two girls freak him. Some of the dancers are really good. And here's another thing. For the future, keep your eyes on Alex Kile. She is this little girl, 6 years old. But she came on before the Danceworks, and she was rapping and stuff. For a six year old, she was good as hell. She was dancing, and moving around and stuff. I was kinda in awe, as she sang songs like "My Name Is", "Giving You Everything", and "No Scrub." Crap, I don't even know all the words, and she was busting a ryhme. I don't know if any of you ever tried to teach a six year old how to do anything, but here is the bottom line. It is nearly impossible. They don't listen, and they don't know what they are doing. They pretty much just learned how to talk. It was pretty remarkable that this little girl was dancing and singing, hip-hop style. So keep your eye out. 12 years from now, we got a star.
"The Matrix"
I watched the Matrix today. Not in the theatres, heaven forbid. I am on a no movie diet, so I can save up to watch Episode 1 as many times as possible. For every movie I don't watch now, I get to see Episode 1, one more time. That is my strategy. Anyway, I watched it off Ed's computer. He has the whole movie on his computer, and it is occupying a fat 1 gig of memory. Anyway, I thought this was just a stupid movie. The plot was interesting. But Keanu Reeves just made it stupid. What the hell kind of style of fighting is that? "I know Kung-Fu." Stupid Keanu Reeves. Stick to Excellent Adventures and Bogus Journeys, and leave the martial arts to the Van Damns, the Seagals, and to a lesser degree, the Chuck Norrises. Damn, I don't see why they go into the Matrix to risk their lives, when they don't have good control. Just practice, and become choke good, then go in and kick ass. Frickin idiots. And what is this stealing stuff from Starcraft? I could've sworn half the sound effects were taken directly from Zealots. And EMP waves? They don't even try to change the effect. Damn it. This movie had all the tools to become super good. But frickin Keanu had to screw it up.
Okay, that's all for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so isn't The Matrix.
BIP