Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Scott Hirokane Clear Up"
Okay, judging by people's responses to me today, and Ziz's E-mail, I think I made something unclear. I don't want to follow Scott's footsteps. My Mom wants me to follow his footsteps. Yes, to her, Scott Hirokane is an example to follow. If I were following Scott's example, then I would probably be getting straight As. Needless to say, this is not the case. But yeah, just thought to clear that up.
"Lei Making"
I spent a good four hours today making leis for luau. Deboning ti leaves, making a skirt with Marlena, and making the Samoan leaf things for me, and one extra head piece for I don't know who. I guess it was fun. For like the first 30 minutes. Then it sucked. At least I got to watch Macross Plus again, cause we did the stuff at Brain Harada's place, and he has that tape. But Macross Plus is wasted on the likes of Gayna. And since Gayna doesn't read the Bip Report anyway, I think I will take this chance to talk stink about her.
"Gayna"
You know that damn Gayna. Frick. She is the filthiest person I know. I swear, throwing stuff at people with her feet, ripping out her hair and leaving it about, etc. And then there's the fact that she is evil. Pure evil that girl. Always the instigator, always the trouble maker. Damn. Hella complain.
Now Cindy's probably running to Gayna, "Hey Gayna, Bip was writing about you in the Bip Report."
And Gayna will say, "Oh Bip. Please. You're so childish, writing about me in your stupid Report. Gosh, it's not like anyone reads it anyways." Frickin Gayna.
"WWF Smack Down"
I left lei making at 8, stopped by Tower to pick up Ranma and Lodoss War. Then I got home at around 8:15. This is when I had the greatest surprise of my life.
The WWF now has a show on UPN (hopefully it will stay on) called Smack Down. It is like RAW except on Thursday. It is frickin decent as hell. And the joy is that it is on UPN, and I can watch it whenever I feel.
"Smack Down Update"
This is some of the things I liked about Smack Down.
1) Ken Shamrock. Decent as hell. I love Shamrock. He is so frickin crazy. He had a no holds barred match with "I suck cause I ditched Taka" Bradshaw. Shamrock went nuts on him. He threw him into a table, and hit him with a bat. When the action got back in the ring, he proceeded to choke out Bradshaw with the bat. The thing that was awesome about this is that he actually succeeded in knocking out Bradshaw with a choke hold. Not since Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake or possibly Virgil, have I seen anyone successfully choke out someone else. I was so surprised! I figure, it has to be Shamrock. Possibly he actually choked out Bradshaw, since he is small kine unstable, and prone to do things like that.
2) D-X is now crap. D-X sucks already. They have collapsed into nothing. First of all, a group with only the New Age Outlaws and X-Pac is a crappy group to begin with. Now Billy Gunn has turned heel, and that marks the end.
3) Kane is awesome. Okay, I don't know exactly when Kane became good, but I estimate it was about when he got paired with X-Pac. This is one of those uneasy alliances, made because you are Tag Team champs. Like Stone Cold and Dude Love before. But the best thing is, Kane constantly choke slams X-Pac, and since I hate X-Pac, this is quite the good thing. Rock on Kane.
4) Corporate Ministry. Shane has taken over the Corporation from Vince, and now he has joined forces with the Undertaker's Ministry of Darkness. They are now unstoppable.
5) The Brood. Okay, they made a big deal about how the Brood had kept their silence until now. Well I can tell you why they have kept their silence until now. Cause they are the crappiest talkers I have ever seen. Their mike skills are worse than Sable. They are seriously crappy.
6) Austin drinking. It think that half the beer Austin puts into his mouth, dribbles out the side.
7) Line of the Night. The best line I heard was after Kane delivered a drop kick. "I don't believe he just did that! For a man of Kane's size, a 7 foot, 300 pound man to jump that high, cannot be done because of the laws of physics."
In general, Smack Down is awesome, plus I can watch it. Undoubtedly this is rebuttal to WCW's Thunder. Well Thunder is going down now, cause the WWF is laying the Smack Down.
"Darren Seu"
This would not have been made possible without the help of one Darren Seu. It comes to my attention that in recent weeks, Darren has been most helpful in ebay and WWF matters. Because of this, I feel that Darren has earned his right to stand above the rest. Yes, Darren Seu is the newest Friend of the Bip Report. Stand tall, Darren, for you are clearly head and shoulders above the rest of this scum.
Heeey, I mean you are only scum compared to Darren, eh?
"Anime"
Then Ed and Danny came home, and it was time for Anime. Today's roster included finishing Lodoss War and starting Ranma 1/2. Lodoss War is pretty crazy. It is pretty funny too, just because the main character, Parn, is such a raging idiot.
Ranma is always entertaining. This is the first time for Ed to see it, so he is pretty shocked with the rampant nudity. But anyone that has seen Ranma knows it is frickin funny. Too bad a series like this would never work in America.
Okay, that's all for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Smack Down.
BIP