Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Spring Forward"
Set your clocks ahead an hour folks. Cause we got this mainland nonsense about Spring forward and stuff. Stupid daylight savings time. I lose an hour of sleep is all that means. So set those watches ahead one hour.
"Brent - Guest Writer"
Hey everyone, this is Brent guest writing cause Bip is still feeling a little tipsy. After spending 5 hours in the Seattle airport the other night, I finally made to Berkeley. First I gotta give props to Greg for catching the BART to Oakland at night by himself to meet me while Bip, Carey, and everyone else went out for dinner. If anyone is a baller, the RSF at berkeley is awesome. All the short asians from cali think they’re hot s--- like Shaq so it’s kind of funny to watch them wine when they play agains the tall haoles. Here’s how a game usually goes. The short asian guys who think they’re hot s---- call a foul whenever they are tapped or the get the ball stolen. The big haole guys then try to regulate by telling the hot s---- guys to know their role and play bball instead of crying about being tapped. They start talking s---- and before you know it you got a scrap going on. I hear that these kinds of scraps happen almost daily at the RSF so if you ever visit berkeley, make sure you play a game of bball. Last night Greg and I went to the A’s baseball game and we were very excited to find out that tues. nights game is called “Aloha Night” with 2 for 1 deal on tickets if you wear an aloha shirt. The one thing that berkeley is lacking compared to seattle is that they don’t have hawaiian food here. Today Greg and I caught the BART to San Fran to go shopping. While walking around downtown SF, we saw Jael Makagon, Nick Shikuma, Dan Devenot, and Ryan Libby and they were kind enough to yell s---- at us cause we were walking around in a passing hail storm. And tonight Greg and I were getting some dinner and the man of berkeley walked in with his girlfriend. Yep, we saw none other than the David “Mun is the one” and his girlfriend. Believe me, if anyone needs help with the females, this is the man to talk to because he is definitely “the one” This was by far one of the highlights of my trip. Before I go back to Seattle tomorrow, I got some news from the rainy city. A couple weeks ago, Justin Barnes was arrested for selling pot and his picture appeared in the Seattle paper. I was surprised to find that guys and girls use the same showers and toilets cause the bathrooms here are coed. I also freaked out when I saw a picture of Bip’s old roommate fang…believe me, that guy is f----- scary! If anyone’s going to be in the seattle area this summer, send me an email cause I’ll be living there this summer. Shouts out to Greg for hosting me this weekend, to A Nohara and his woman, Carey, Bip, and the mangs I met here at Cal. Alright time for me to go back to cold an rainy seattle, see you later.
"Studying Man"
I got a lot to study. So I am reading like 300 pages of Econ and learning McLaurin Taylor series in Math. It is pretty crappy, but the midterms are next week, so it must be done.
Okay, so that's all for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Brent "PTPer" Tamaru.
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