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"Sequicentenial Celebration"
Okay, unbeknownst to myself, yesterday's Bip Report was the 150th one written. Ironically enough, before writing it, Brent and me were talking about how I should have a 100th issue special. I said, "I've had the 100th one long ago. Maybe a Sequicentenial would be closer." And wouldn't you know it was actually that day's Bip Report that was the 150th. Well that is something else, huh? The 100th Bip Report was Feb.3, that featured "The Bip" as a guest writer. Not to be confused with the one were I got my 100th reader.
"Luau"
We are going to have a decent luau I think. Under the guidance of Mr. Mike Yang, we are looking for some decent showing. We have several dances worked out, such as Samoan slap dance, and the "Mike Yang" dance. Mike Yang is like swimming and lifting everyday now to get fit for the ladies, come luau. So we plan to rock the house. If anyone is in the area, hey, May 1st. We just started selling tickets now. Spaces are limited, yada yada yada. Basically, you have the option of going to crappy-except-the-name, SCU luau (that's right John-o), or Cal luau. We already got Scott Aoki and "CT" coming in. And we don't need James "My Webpage Sucks" Mang anyways.
"DDC project"
I was discussing this with Josh over IM. We got to the topic of "web pages" and I said it would be neat if there were a DDC web page. There actually is a www.ddc.com, but it is pretty crappy. It is Detroit Download Central. Anyway, Josh's idea is for "The DDC Diner." There would be a gif of a fat, local guy eating food, and the whole page would be a Diner Menu. You see the prices, and the description, and you click on that meal. Then it connects to a picture of what you ordered, and you are happy. This sounded like a good idea to me. It is something I would have liked back in weight cutting. Such as when I went insane on Maui, and pretended to buy candy bars from the vending machine and eat them, or when I grabbed the tourist pamphlet at the airport and went crazy not over the women, but the giant picture of a Jumbo Jack, or when me and Scott invented the game of MENU. This page has potential. I would like to make this page, but I would probably need some DDC consent, since I am not in the DDC. Josh approves, but I don't know what the rest of you say. Just message me.
"Lay the Smack Down"
I am planning to lay the smack down on my Econ midterm. Things are falling into place, and it's looking not too bad. Math, on the other hand is looking not as good. There is much "series," "Taylor McLaurin," and assorted nonsense that I must learn. It is not looking too up for me.
"Futurama"
I don't know what everyone else's take on this show is, but I think it is pretty crappy. It's kinda like you want to laugh, just cause it should be as good as the Simpsons. But it's not. It just isn't too funny. It has it's moments, but what doesn't? Not all it's cracked up to be, I say.
Okay then. That's all the time I allow for myself today. More studying, less fooling. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Mike Yang.
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