Oooooooooooooooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Biiiiiiiiip
Oooooooooooooooh ooh ooh ooooooooooooh Ahhhhhhhhhhh Biiiiiiiiip
Biiiiiiiiip Looooooooove Biiiiiiiiiiiiip Loooooooooove
Ow! Have mercy! It's time for the Bip Love, Love Shack ow! We got rid of that loser Bip, cause we all know he isn't hip! Thanks to all you cats out there who responded to the Bip Love yesterday, and hey, not to worry Mitchio and Bri-Daddy! Everything's under control because BIP Love is on the job! Oww!
"Some Complaints"
Before you folks try to turn on the Loveman, and say, "What's up with this, Jack?!" I'm gonna have to explain. You see, the old Bip Report just wasn't my bag, if you know what I mean daddy-o. It just didn't float my boat, it didn't cook my goose, and it didn't flip my burgers. That old Bip kook just wasn't the kool kat that I am, Ow! So I told that boy to take a hike, and the Dude took over!
"Lots of people coming to Berkeley"
Well it looks like a lot of people are coming up to Berkeley to visit my Main WOman, Gaaaaaayna! You're going to have to tell the Lovemeister whats that haps with all the chaps! If all the ladies are coming up, then Bip Love is not far to follow! Ow! Have mercy!
"Luau with us"
The crazy Hawaii club, and it's president Mikey Yang are at it again! The Cal Hawaii Club is having its luau in April, and guess who's in charge of the skits? Well he's a good friend. He's a gentle man, you might even say a loving man. That's right, it's me, BIP Love! The only problem is that those squares down in SCU are having their luau at the same time! And that picture just doesn't fit the frame! So for all of you that are going to be in the Bay Area around the first, Berkeley is gotta be the place to be! The home of Cal and, Ow! looooove!!!
So until next time, this is Bip Love saying the if it's not in the Love Report, it's not worth reading, Ow! Have mercy!
BIP LOVE -----<@