Welcome to the Bip Report.
"The Good News I Forgot"
In some ways I suppose this makes up for missing opening day. I was able to find and purchase not one, but two Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) action figures. I am very proud of myself.
And I shall take Nolan's advice, and go watch the movie anyway in Berkeley, by myself, so as to not miss opening day. I'm sure it will be good regardless of if I am with anyone or not. I will be so enthralled by what's going on on the screen that I wouldn't even notice if Samuel L. Jackson himself was sitting right next to me.
"Chad Giannetti"
Chad is now pitching for the Bows. Last I heard, the Bows were doing good, and they beat Cal. Chad pitched against Cal and had one K, one pop fly, one grounder, and one hit against him. The K came against our star player I think. He also pitched vs. Sac St. He had one K an done hit against him. While Chad does not get the Bip Report, because a) I am not sure if he wants it and b) I don't know his E-mail, I still want to congratulate him on his performance.
"Correction"
The Cal/Stanford B-ball game, minus both scores by 30 and you have the correct score.
"Will Oh"
Current Punahou senior Se Oh has changed his name. From now on, you may refer to him as "Will Oh." Wasn't there someone named Will Oh in the grade above us? If so, then sad to change your name to someone elses.
"Max Power"
I guess changing names is the trend nowadays huh?
"Last 2 Bip Reports"
This is what I get for trying to stir up trouble I guess. Thanks for the support coming in from people after yesterday's BR. Sort of counterbalances the previous days responses...But still. I am feeling lowly and pitiful. As if I'm not up to par. I give you people my all, day after day! And this is how you repay me?! I stood there lying in that ring, and I heard you all chant someone else's name! After 5 months of writing, I can say it just isn't worth it anymore. I tell you this much, you're not going to see Bip for a long time.
BIP
"Owwwwww! Have Mercy!"
Heeeeeeeeey there cats! I can understand why you wouldn't want to read things by that loser Bip, but you didn't say anything about me, Bip Love! Owwww! Have Mercy! I will be writing the Bip Reports now, so you don't have to listen to that lifeless freak!
Biiiiiip Loooove. Biiiiip Loooooove.
Well boys and girls, it looks like the show is over! Until next time diamonds...ah, ah, ah! This is Bip Love! Ciao, cats!
BIP LOVE ------<@