Welcome to a very pissed off Bip Report.
"Several Things"
Okay, I am pissed about several things. 1) English homework. 2) Terrible reaction to yesterday's report. 3) Raw pre-empted for a Dog Show. But most importantly 4) Episode 1 is coming out May 21. I have a f---ing final on May 22. The logistics of this are clear. I am not going to be able to see this film on opening day, as was my plan. At first I was fearful, then I was angry, now I am hateful. And pissed off. The first two things, I don't really care about. But I am very much pissed about the last thing. Very much.
"Yesterday"
I understand the different points of view. But now I am very stressed out about Ayson's E-mail. It nicely coincides with talking to Zoe, Mona and Mariel's project, Melissa Bow's E-mail, which all happen to fall within 1 day of each other, and it seems to be taking its toll on my ego. And, oh! Here comes Valentine's Day too! I am feeling inadequate. And a fine time to be smacked down with robbing me of two of my favorite things. Plus I ate a s---y dinner last night.
I understand the point about it's their room too, but still yet, systems can be arranged such as, "Oh I'm going skiing this weekend *wink wink*" or "Oh, I'm going to Davis next weekend *wink wink*" etc. Not "Hmmm, he's asleep now..."
Anyway, forget I even mentioned the subject yesterday.
"Raw Pre-empted?!"
I turn on the TV at 8:57 to watch the most electrifying show in sports entertainment today. But what do I see instead? I see a bunch of dogs running around. I am all, "s---! What the hell is this?!" But no, it is a dog show. Raw is pre-empted for a dog show. I was pissed.
Since the match-ups are inspiered by the chaos of RAW, and seeing as how there is no RAW today, the Match-ups are just going to have to wait til next Monday.
"Release Date is May 21"
All this time I was basing my belief on the Memorial Day release as said by Entertainment Tonight. Apparently the movie is coming out on May 21, not May 31 which is Memorial Day. Unfortunately I will be studying for a Final for Statistics. The LAST possible final on May 22. Apparently there was a flaw in my plan when I signed up for the class, no? I am very much pissed about this, seeing as how I was prepared to devote a good portion of my life to fulfiling the camp out, and see the movie all day long goal on Memorial Day. Now what the hell am I going to do? I am pissed.
"Good News"
Although these days have not been all bad. I also have good news, so here we go.
"Onaona Miller - 10 Most Beautiful People in Yale"
Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I hear Onaona was named one of the ten most Beautiful People in Yale. And that is a school with the likes of Claire Danes in it. Onaona, is this true?
This leads me to Scott's theory of Onaona. If Onaona goes to the WNBA, guaranteed she will be named one of the 50 Most Beautiful Women on the Earth. This is based on the following. 1) Onaona is pretty. 2) Onaona will get much exposure if she is in the WNBA, plus the sports announcers will give her extra time because they will take months to learn how to pronounce "Onaona" correctly, thus making them spend more time on her, and give her more exposure. 3) She will be playing a bunch of ogres. She will look 10 times better when compared with the company.
Therefore, if Onaona goes to the WNBA, she will be one of the 50 Most Beautiful People in the World. Congratulations Onaona.
"Milo is a go"
It looks like Milo is a go for the Price is Right! What does this mean? First of all, it means Abe, get your room ready for visitors. Secondly, it means Berkeley folks, we are getting a car. Thirdly, it means bye bye student loans, because me and Milo are going to that Bob Barker Studio in CBS Television City this Spring Break, and we are winning ourselves a car and $11,000 on the Big Wheel. That's right, Milo is not going to Oregon, he is coming to LA if he can avoid those damn assassins.
I had one more news, but if I can't remember it, it wasn't that great. So until next time, diamonds are forever and so is Bip being a lonely loser.
BIP