Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Web Site"
I have to continue pushing my website. I spent choke time on it, so please visit. I have some pictures scanned and ready to go. They include Fang, my old room, group photos, and some other nice things.
Please visit:
www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Square/5937/
That's for all of you. Once I get my Price is Right tickets, I will be inspired to make that page. I upgraded my Robotech page. And as I said, the pictures are scanned. The wheels are turning.
"Math Midterm"
I took a math midterm today. It more or less kicked my ass. But still, I am fine. I shall see what I get tomorrow, and then, all is good. Math is terrible. Well, the test wasn't that bad I guess. Well maybe it was. We'll see.
"Clone Sighting"
First of all, I noticed that the terrible Kristin Inouye clone is in my math class. I was unable to notice this earlier because I never went to class prior to this.
Second, I have a new clone sighting. It is an Emily Chang clone. This girl looks very similar, yet as all clones are, an unequal copy of the original.
"Various People"
I have made other observations of people. Specifically, two folks in my suite, and two other people. I will explain each one of these characters.
"Bubble Guy"
Okay, there is this crazy guy that goes to Sproul Plaza at night (Sproul is like the center area of campus, at the end of Telegraph, and where a lot of stuff is). He goes to the second floor of the ASUC building, and he blows bubbles. It's like midnight, and this wierdo is blowing bubbles. Now I have reason to believe that this crazy bubble guy is in my suite. Here are my reasons.
1) Both he and the crazy bubble guy are chinese and have similar hairstyles. They are of the same build. This could be wrong, since there are many such FOBish Chinese, but still, the connection is there.
2) The guy in my suite always has a bottle of bubble solution complete with bubble wand out on the window sill. I remember one time when Cindy came over to do math, this guy went to the window sill, and opened the window and started to blow bubbles. This pissed us off decently, since it was rather nippy outside, and we were getting cold. Everytime he left, I would close the window. When he came back, he would open it again, and continue blowing bubbles. He seemed to either not notice, or not care that me and Cindy were pretty much dying of cold.
3) He possesses high-tech bubble blowing machinery, as well as an intense interest in the subject. On this same night, he came back to the window, this time armed with a bubble blowing gun. He loaded the gun with bubble solution, and started firing bubbles. He had recently bought this gun, and was looking quite pleased with his aquisition.
I have presented my hypothesis and my evidence on this subject. There is little doubt that he is the crazy bubble guy.
"Wierd Obsessive Compulsive Troll Boy"
There is another guy in my suite that is just frickin weird. To begin, he looks like a little troll guy. Rather plump, and all. He looks like the fat nerd guy on the Simpsons. Nappy hair, dirty looking, always wears faded T-shirts and jeans. The thing is, this guy seems to be obsessive compulsive. Almost every time I go to the bathroom, he is there washing his hands. After weeks of this, I have ruled out mere coincidence. He is obsessive compulsive. He constantly washes his hands, and then he goes to the towel dispenser, and pulls the knob WITH HIS FOREARM. He doesn't grab the thing with his hand, no, that would just make it dirty again. He uses his forearm to push the thing down. Since the spring doesn't work on our dispenser, the knob doesn't go back. So he pushes up and down with his forearm, and it looks very stupid. I tried to stop him today. Anticipating that he would enter, I positioned myself at the far sink in such a way as to block his path to the towel disepenser. When he came in, as expected, he washed extra long, as if waiting for me to leave. When I didn't, he looked confused, then reluctantly left. Here is another wierd thing. I caught him going in to use one of the toilets. The strange thing is, on the second toilet, it appears that he placed the sanitary seat cover on that seat too. He wasn't using that seat, but he put one on it anyway. I was perplexed.
"Honda Boy"
Here is a funny guy me and Cindy saw coming out of math lecture. There was this dumb looking FOB guy walking the opposite direction of us. He had a traditional FOB get-up and looked skinny and all. The first odd thing was that his hair was greased back. The second thing is that he wore sunglasses. The third thing is that he was wearing a necklace. On the necklace was a Honda logo taken from a car. I was all "What the hell?!" It was the dumbest, tackiest, gawdiest piece of crap I have ever seen. I almost fell over at the sight of this clown. We kept going, and I talked about him to Cindy. But Cindy missed him. I was like, "Okay, you have to see this guy. We have to go back." So we made a little mission to run back, and then go foward again, so Cindy could see this guy. We ran back, acted like we were getting a flower or something, and then went foward. Cindy enjoyed seeing this guy. It was quite humorous. I am thinking this guy could be a future artist's conception on my web page.
"Dumb Guy in my Math Class"
Then there is my actual math class. There is this guy that tries to look very rough asian gangsta. But he fails miserably. Even more so than any other Asian that tries to be gangsta. He likes to wear his hat backwards and choke high. His lips potrude very much, and he looks confused all the time. I venture to say that he is potentially a very, very bad clone of Reid Mizue. Yesterday, he wore a red bandana as if he were a Blood. It was very sad, because frick, this guy ain't no blood. I also noticed he is in a frat, as he was wearing a frat pin. If any of you are in a frat that has to wear that pin with the white triangle in a blue triangle, you are in the same frat as this guy.
That's all for now. Write me to tell me your comments about my webpage. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so are bubbles.
BIP