Welcome to the Bip Report.
"The Website"
Apparently there was a little miscommunication on yesterday's Bip Report. I said I had the pictures scanned and on my computer yesterday. I didn't say I put them up. That's just my lazy ass, but that is what happened. But due to all the hubbub people have been making, I posted the pictures. That is right. PICTURES ARE POSTED. Find them in "Pics" section. Also, look in the Bip Report section for pictures of the Winter Freakshow and Fang. That's right. FANG PICTURE.
www.geocities.com/CollegePark/Square/5937/
I might move the site soon, as I have used 96% of my homestead space, and am not half done with the page. So I will soon make the move to fortunecity, once I figure out how to get onto my account there.
"A Little Recap"
Today's Report will be a recap of last weekend. I do this since last weekend was decent, but I could not write about it due to the fact that Bip Love was in charge. But first.
"Gayna Piercing?"
You heard it hear first folks. Gayna had here navel pierced last weekend when Reenah Shah and Molly came over. Cindy also got a navel ring. Reenah got a nose ring. Count on the Bip Report for the scoops, yeah?
"WARD PENFOLD"
There is one person that seems to be neglected time in and time out on the Bip Report. That man is Ward Penfold. Nothing needs to be said about Ward. We all know Ward. And we all love Ward.
The name WARD will now appear excessively so as to get WARD to read this Report. Because we all know WARD only reads it if the name WARD appears. So that's for you big guy.
"A little Fang"
Well last weekend, me, Greg, and Scott saw Fang. Scott was by far the most pleased about this. He started jumping up and down. Then he grabbed his camera and quickly took a picture of me, him, and Fang. The difficult part for me was trying to pretend I didn't recieve his two E-mails he sent me. My excuse? "Oh, I don't check my E-mail that often." BWAHAHAHAHA
"A little Libby and Shikuma"
Then we saw Ryan Libby and Nick Shikuma. Libby is now attending Skylands College in San Fran. He seems to be doing well. Nick is at UOP. Scott was choke pleased in the Bench Ohana after seeing Tyler Nagata. Well Scott. Sorry to burst your bubble, but we see Tyler often enough. He comes down to visit Eileen Wu from time to time. In fact, Tyler gets the Bip Report. I even went to Tyler's house over Winter Break with Jay, albeit for about 5 minutes. So seeing Tyler is not the great spectacle you claim it to be Scott. Sorry buddy. But yes, Libby, Nick, and Tyler seem to be doing well. Aren't you, Tyler?
"A little Makaha"
Then it was off to see the Makaha Sons. I am sure you all read in the Bench Ohana Scott's story of getting dissed by Jerome. Scott seemed to be pleased, yet again, by this recognition. But it seems Scott's achievement was overshadowed by Gayna, WARD, Gayna's brother Greg, Molly, and Reenah. It seems they got backstage and met with the Makaha Sons. They talked story with them and all. This information was provided by WARD PENFOLD. Anyway, it seems Greg Nakajo is the friend of the insurance agent of the uncle of one of the Makaha Sons, or something like that. At any rate, he knew them, and they were able to get in. If we had only stuck with them. I know Scott was ready to go back in after them, but decided they would just get kicked out. Quote us, "Oh hi, I'm Gayna, I do as I please. Please accomadate my Gaynaness." Boy were we wrong.
"Math Midterm"
I got killed on my midterm. I got 21/40. At first it was 19. Then I fought bravely for two points. Still yet, it is looking like a C or C-. This is not the best way to start off this semester, now is it? Noooo. It ain't UCJuCo, is it.
And that's a wrap folks. Until next time, diamonds are forever and so is Ward.
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