Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Another Early Edition"
Again I have an early Bip Report. Why am I putting them out so early? This is due to the fact that I am pretty much lacking in the life department right about now. Yes, things are very boring over here.
"IM and ICQ"
Okay I have both IM and ICQ now. I just got IM today. My IM name is bipster19 My ICQ # is 19424283. So if you have IM or ICG send those screen names and numbers over.
"Web Page"
My web page has undergone a few changes. Very minor really. The links still don't work, so if anyone knows how to get them to work, then can you tell me? Thank you. I also finished putting up all of the Bip Reports onto the page. And now I have a guestbook too, so make sure you go, and sign that guestbook.
www.fortunecity.com/campus/clemson/870/
"Friends of the Bip Report"
Nolan, Brian, Joey, Tripton, and Kiley. I am looking to put you boys up on my web page. I plan to have nice links to a page for each of you, honoring the Friends of the Bip Report. Also, I plan to have nice little pages for Friends and Enemies of the Week. So if you guys don't mind, then tell me, and I will proceed. If you have a nice little picture you would like me to use, I'll use that.
"Enemy of the Week"
This weeks enemy is Scott Aoki. Scott has proven to be an enemy of the Bip Report by his uncanny ability to undermine the Bip Report whenever he visits. Notice that when Scott comes over, the Bip Report is usually lacking. Sometimes there is no Bip Report at all when he comes. The Bip Report missed two days thanks to Scott last week. Plus he eliminated me with his damn Apocalypse Now. Scott Aoki - enemy of the week.
"Friends of the Week"
This weeks friends of the week are James Mang and Christina Tom. This is due to their hospitality at Davis. Now Scott would have been included in this list too, but you cannot be both friend and enemy of the week. It defies logic, so it therefore cannot happen. However, James and Christina have no bad marks against them. Although James did curse my web page. Possibly Christina alone is the Friend of the Week. But since it is your birthday week, you get a cursing allowance James. Friends of the week - James and Christina.
"If you have problems with the Friend / Enemy thing"
If you have problems, hey I don't care. You might say, "This is sad Bip" or something along those lines. But the idea was inspired by Scott, and I thought it was a good idea. If you have problems, it just confirms that Scott is the Enemy of the Week.
"Bip is Recovering"
Okay, my illness is slowly dying down. Long live good health.
"Econ Test"
But I wasn't well this morning. This did not help when I went to take my Econ test. This test was the longest test I have ever taken in my life. There were so many questions, and only 45 minutes to do it. This is dick of the professor, as the class is actually 55 minutes long. I missed the last two questions which count as 13 of 100 points. I don't think anyone did those questions. Everyone pretty much didn't finish. And it didn't help that I was sick, and had trouble going fast. Okay, enough griping. You see enough Bip gripes.
That is all for me today then. Until next time, diamonds are forever and so is Comtrex.
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