Welcome to the earliest Bip Report ever.
"Econ Test"
I have an Econ test tomorrow, so I'm gonna keep this short. In other words, the opportunity cost of writing the Bip Report is not equal to the amount of time I lose for studying. My total utility for studying and getting a good grade outweighs the total utility I would gain from writing a Bip Report. Basically, all I have to report is that I am sick now. James, this is due to the 4 o' clock. Now I have muscle cramps, and I am very sleepy. Not the best way to go into a midterm, but whatevers.
"Wrestling Results"
That was like the most popular thing I've ever sent out in my life. I think I might have go more replys to that than to any other Bip Report, with the exception of the sports war. I guess I will report State results too.
"Friends of the Bip Report"
At first I thought that I would give a Friend and Enemy of the Week every week, but I think that isn't going to happen. Nonetheless, I would like to award two loyal readers the Friend of the Bip Report status. These two have earned this title through their committment and dedication to excellence. They always work hard, and never stop. It is with great pleasure that I award Ryan Tripton and Kiley Sulivan the Friend of the Bip Report title. Congratulations boys.
Tripton - Nothing needs to be said about Tripton. His dedication to the E-mail world in general makes this an obvious choice. If Tripton writes in, his suggestion is never overlooked. A true friend of the Bip Report.
Kiley - Kiley has always been there, delivering such messages as "Go Dawgs" or "Dawgs Rule" at most every juncture. Kiley is always quick to reply to a good Bip Report, and quick to put down a bad one. Kiley is a friend of the Bip Report.
That is all for today. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is supply & demand.
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