Welcome to the Bip Report.
"Scott"
Scott Aoki is here now from Davis. But it is 3, so we are ready to sleep. Anyway, today was a busy day.
"Web Page"
It's moving along quite nicely. Bip Reports for september and october are posted, and most of the other stuff is complete. The address will not be revealed yet. However, I do need a favor from someone out there like Nolan, Brian, Melissa, or anyone who has always got the Bip Report. Joey sent me most of the Reports, but there were some missing for September. So if anyone has...
"Pokemon"
I went to stat. After that, me and Mariel went to go get Pokemon paraphenelia at YoYo Land. That probably sounds terrible, but whatever. And after that, as planned, I skipped math to watch Pokemon. It was an okay episode, but much better than attending math lecture.
"Pleasantville"
I met Scott right after Pokemon. We cruised, and talked about Scott's new fighting techniques. Scott is now profficient in Mu Tai and Filipino stick fighting. He learns from bad ass Freestyle Wrestling California State Champs and other such high class fighters. Scott will soon be a lethal weapon. That is not so Pleasantville. But this is.
We went to see Pleasantville after in the Wheeler Auditorium. Let me say this about the movie. It is a well made movie, and it is a good movie. But I hated it. I hated it with a passion. I have respect for the quality of which it was made. It was funny at times. But I hate it. Here are my reasons why.
1) Damn Reese Witherspoon. I hate her from before, and now look at her. Damn slut ho screwed up the entire civilization. Those poor people. They were all happy before, and then she goes and creates havoc. At least at the end she becomes a good person. But still, it remains the problem of what to do in the real world now that your sister has vanished off the face of the Earth?
2) I don't like that mother at all. Damn her! Crap! I mean, the father turns color when he expresses his love for the mother. Jeff Daniels turns colored when he discovers painting. The girl turns color when she starts liking Bud. Reese Witherspoon turns when she stops being a slut, and becomes all studious. But bitch ho mother turns color when she masturbates. Daaamn! You horny motherf---er! Crap!
3) Lewd pictures on the Hamburger shop. They make the people to be such villains for smashing the window with the naked mother picture. But come on! That's seriously acceptable. Most likely you'd be riotous if the world all of a sudden became totally different. You would probably vent too. And plus. How would you like to be eating a cheeseburger, and you look up, and BOOM. Naked old lady picture. That would piss me off.
4) They portray the real world as very bad in the beginning. And then they show Pleasantville, and it's all super nice. But at the end, it looks like because of these outsiders, Pleasantville will become as screwed up as our world. How can that be good? They tell you in the begginning "Our world is messed up, Pleasantville is nice." And then they proceed to screw up Pleasantville and try to pass that it's a better place now. No!
5) Change is bad. No one likes change. I get mad if anything in my Universe gets changed (unless of course it's a bad thing). Be like the Hershey Bar. Unchanged since 1890something.
But enough unpleasantness. After the movie, me and Scott watched Royal Rumble. Decent.
"Royal Rumble"
Okay, here's the deal. I'm tired already. I'll write about it tomorrow.
Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Mankind's head.
BIP