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"Football"
I played a game of football today. We played on Memorial Stadium, which is where our actual football team plays, so needless to say, this was choke decent. However, it was raining like a mo fo. This created very slippery conditions. But nevertheless, it was good.
Initially, I signed up to play to get ont he field, cause the novelty of being on that field is pretty big. I mean it's a college football stadium. That's damn decent. This overweighed the fac tthat I have no skills in football, and I signed up.
It was an interdorm game, with Foothill LaLoma (me) vs. Foothill Hillside. I ended up playing for Hillside, cause they didn't have enough people, and were crying like babies. Wee wee wee. So I went to play for them.
"The Game"
The game was more or less crap. Because it was cold and wet, we couldn't pass. The ball was choke slippery, and you can't catch crap with numb hands (unless you're Greg). The only offense came from running plays, only because there were three people with cleats. The people with cleats were the offense.
I actually did not bad. I caught an interception, to prevent a touchdown. And I made three clutch tackles. But we lost anyway. Also, there were a bunch of babies on the field. Crying about this and that. One guy thought he got a concusion, so he stopped playing. Albeit his head hit another guy, but frick. That ain't nothin. You walk that s--- off. The other guy didn't have a concussion. I did the Beachy eye test to him, and he passed, so obviously he is just a wuss. Concussion my ass. When you do the little eye roll and keel over like Happy did in the Iolani tournament, then you talk about concussion.
There was also almost a fight. This one guy on my team, who is this fat boy I see all around, thought he was the shiznit. Really, he is just this short, fat kid. He is a good three inches shorter than me. He kept on talking big through the whole game, and I was pissed at him. Late in the game, he ran a running play, and got tackled. Then he got up, and started running, like he wasn't down. He kept going, and we all told him to stop. But he didn't. So this one cool guy from the other team went and hauled his ass down. He became pissed at this, and started swinging. But everyone rushed in to break it up. I ran in to go knock him, thus getting him off the cool guy, but I was too late, and they were separated. Mostly, I was dissapointed he was on my own team. But later on, the crybaby got hurt. "Ow, ow. I twisted my ankle." And he stopped playing. Wuss. In a show of sportsmanship, the guy he almost fought with helped him off the field. Gosh, it was real sweet.
"Now to Business"
Now are my real stories for today. They involve the two greatest things to be invented by man. !) Star Wars. 2) Robotech.
"Star Wars"
As planned, I went to go see the trailer today. I went with Jay, D, and my roommates. We went to go see The Corrupter, cause Danny and Ed wanted to see it. But we got there, and oh. The Corrupter doesn't have the Trailer. Only "Wing Commander" does. So of course, I say, "Sorry guys. I'm going to see Wing Commander." Jay and D accompany me. We get in there, and when the previews start, there are about 30 people in the theater. After like 5 previews, and COMMERCIALS, the Trailer comes on. The Fox Logo appears, followed by Lucasfilms. The entire crowd starts clapping. We watch in awe, as the Trailer goes by in all its majesty. Then it ends. May 19th. The Saga Begins. And I swear to you, half the people in the theater left. I appplauded that like hell. Then we decided to go see The Corruptor instead, and we left too, before Wing Commander even started, so we added to the affect. It was awesome.
We watched The Corruptor, but it was all junk seeming after 10 minutes of middle plot. So we went back to Wing Commander. That movie sucked. But the trailer made it all worthwhile. Here is my note on Wing Commander. It is made about a game of the same name. Nolan, do you not remember Wing Commander Armada, that we bought at Kay-B for $5 or something? Die, furball, die! This was the movie for this game.
"Robotech"
We came back, and we watched the final six episodes of Robotech, Macross series. Awesome. Khyron is just frickin hilarious. The last 13 episodes of Robotech are the best, just because they are so hilarious. Although the ending of Robotech is sad, it is okay. They kind of avoid the fact that everyone we have come to love has died in one fell swoop, and that the SDF-1 is all worked. My question is, what exactly was the SDF-2? I do not beleive it did a single thing, other than get hit by Khyron's Macross cannon. What a waste. It looked just like the SDF-1, and I was confused as to whether it was really the SDF-1.
Anyway, now I have to go rent the Soutern Cross series. Brian, maybe we will watch this.
That is all then. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Star Wars and Robotech.
BIP