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"3:16"
Today is March 16. This is 3:16 day. I thought I ought to make a big deal of such a day. So it is 3:16 day. I think it is a shame that RAW was not on today, instead of yesterday. Okay. That is all about that.
"Pastor Glen vs. Stoney"
Okay, me and Jay spent almost an hour today watching a battle on Sproul. Sproul is the hub of Berkeley liberalism. Pastor Glen is this guy that holds a sign that says things like, "Repent Now" and various other messages of the Born Again nature. Stoney is one of those anti-Christian fellows. His whole objective is to fight Pastor Glen. He stands behind sex, weed, and a whole mess of profanity. So anyway, these two are obvious idealogical opposites. And they had a little battle on Sproul Plaza. Okay, mostly it was Stoney picking a fight with Pastor Glen. He was just bashing him like crazy. In the end, he had an audience of about 100 people, including me and Jay. It was funny, but crude as hell. It mostly consisted of Stoney bashing all of Christianity. Sometimes, people from the audience would come out, and he would bash them too. One guy was this high school freshman. He got worked all over the place. Anytime Stoney didn't have an answer, he would simply bash the other guy. It was quite humorous. Pretty much you would either get pissed at this guy's total lack of respect, or you would laugh. For the first half hour or so, I was laughing. But at the end, I was getting pissed already. Then this girl came out. She was frickin dumb. And Stoney worked her too. I was pissed at both of them.
Jay said someone like Dylan Owens would love this guy. Meanwhile, someone like Ryan Tanaka would not. Personally, I wish I could see Ryan talk to this guy. That would be funny as anything. Ryan would first try to tell him about the good things of Mormonism. But Stoney would then only bash Mormonism into the ground. At which point, Ryan would become enraged. This would result in Ryan fighting Stoney, and kicking the crap out of him. This would be a funny thing to watch, I think.
Anyway, I got a button out of the thing, cause he threw out buttons at the end. I will put it on my webpage later on.
I see this story as being either a) very offensive or b) somewhat humorous. Don't get mad. I'm only being real. Just saying it like it is.
"Robotech Bonanza"
Then me and Jay had a little Robotech Bonanaza. We watched Macross: Do You Remember Love, the Japanese movie about Macross. It was awesome. I saw this one before, except it was dubbed over by British. British = piss poor, so that one sucked. But this one was captioned, and it was awesome. Then we watched some Macross Volume 5. This featured the funniest episode of Robotech ever, the Max and Miriya wedding. Plus the big battle episode. Very excellent.
"Kiley"
Kiley is coming up tomorrow. I think it is possible that he may guest write soon. We shall see.
"Brian Taylor"
Brian is coming up on Saturday. Another possible guest write? You know it. I am sure Brian will be down for some more Robotech action. Hey, I will provide. I am thinking some Macross Plus is in order. Possibly, you might want to go to Cache Creek for Indian Gambling. We shall see.
Okay, until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Macross.
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