Welcome to the Bip Report. Here is...ah!!!! HELP! I'm being pulled away!
Okay this is for all you loser's who actaully opened this stupid thing....seriously, get a life!, anyway this is Keishi and Wayne and we're gonna bring the truth that the bip report is always lacking.That was Keishi, how he got through customs is still a mystery. He couldn't write very much because he is still getting used to the english language. So we played an IM soccer game today. We won 49-1. Yeah, that is amazing. I scored 33 of the goals with ward and keishi getting the rest. What was amazing was that I did it high on batu with my left foot bandaged to my right one because I tried to save this old lady from getting mugged when this guy pulled out an m-16 and shot me five times in the butt. He was with the other team. Then I was like, "Fuck you." And he was like, "Fuck you." Then I was like, "I'm driving the big yellow bus that is taking you to school. Oh, and yo mama is a snowblower." Then he was like "Oh yeah?" I was like, "Yeah you little bitch." Then he was like, "oh, you are pretty mean looking. And you have the physique of a greek god." I was like, "Word!!!." He was like, "Wow, I like Nissan 300zx's, and buffalo chicken fingers. Then he asked me how I was so mean looking?" I was like, "I don't know." Then I scored more goals. Then when I was walking back to the dorm, this guy stopped me and said, "Wow, I noticed your walk and you have rythm." Then I was like,"I know." Then he was like, "Wow, you remind me of Patrick Swayze in dirty dancing. You are beauty in motion." Then I said, "Yeah, I know, my dancing comes out of my soul, like a tear drop comes out of my eye when I realize that people are sad." Then he was like, "You are so deep, deeper then the deepest ocean, with the voice of a lark or nightingale." I was like, "Yeah, I know." He was like,"Do you want to go out." I was like"No." But then Ward shouted out, "I will go out with you." I was like, "Ward, what are you doing?" Ward was like," I see truth in his strong masculine arms. I see someone who could hold me for hours while I slept in his arms to the music of Yanni or seal's kiss from a rose." Okay, sorry, here is Keishi. right this is keishi now, um....hi....right, anyway about me not being able to speak english?, I don't care cause one day I'm gonna conquer the world and make japanese the only spoken language in the world..right, but before that let me comment on ward....berkeley has really messed him up, the last night when me and wayne slept over, ward was like talking in his sleep and shit, he was saying "oh yes oh yes like that harder right in my anal, toss my salad now"...me and wayne looked at eachother and woke him up, he denied everything but we know what we heard. honestly if you've read this up to here you are definitely a waste of space, go commit suicide, when ever I get the bip report I look to see if there's any WWF information if not, I just drag the mouse to the delete button, nah but it's a privilege I guess to be writing on this thing, but we won't be taking any more of your precious time you sweaty nut sacks....remember, diamonds are forever.....what the fuck type of gay ending is that. That is such a lame ending. Fuck this, fuck this shit, fuck yeah, fuck everything, we out and about, you feel me. Damn!
Sincerely,
Wayne"King of Interplanetary Funk(SpottieOttieDopalicious)
and
Keishi"speak to me in Jap"
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oh yeah fuck you bennett, tune in tomorrow for vault on your sorry hindu ass. Go pray to Mecca