F---ing Yahoo! I just wrote the Bip Report, and attempted to send it,
but it said I have too many people on the list, and it won't allow me
to send it. And it erased everything I wrote. So I have to rewrite
the whole dang report. The list will also be shorter at the top
there, cause I'm spliting it into two groups.What this does mean, is that I have over 100 people now! That's
right! Julie Shih #98, Jeannette Lee #99, and my sister is #100!!!
Tyler Nagata #101, and Kyle Cheng's siter # 102."IMPORTANT"
I will send you Carey Lew's survey after this. Please resond to the
survey, as it counts for a large part of Carey's grade. Respond to
[email protected]
You can reply to me, but I'd prefer you reply to him."Big Mo update"
The Bip Report would like to apologize for not including this
information in yesterday's Big Mo story. Apparently, Big Mo also got
his front three teeth knocked out in the fight. Right on Mo!"I remember..."
Hey Yoshioka, this applies to you, but also to Big Mo, so read on
folks. Remember when we went to the weight room for wrestling, and
Big Mo was there? You asked him, "Hey, aren't you the guy that can do
a lot of pull-ups?" He looked at you, got all mad and said, "F---!
Who told you that? You tell whoever said that, that when they can do
40 pull-ups, then they can talk."The second verse is dedicated to the MOs
More concerned with his shows, and his pose than his sorry woes.
Him and hisself come into school like hooligans,
Don't care who he offend
Cause he thinks he a ruffian
Let's stop pretend, the one that be bleeding by they waste men,
Lose teeth by the treis men, kicked out of the place men
The pretty joe, claimin that he be a BIIIIIIG MO
How you gon win, when you all dumb within?
How you gon win, when you all dumb within?
How you gon win, when you all dumb within?
Uh uh, come again!Thank you, thank you. Do Wop (that thing) Lauryn Hill, if you didn't
catch on."Street People"
There are many street people here at Berkeley. They all look the same
at first, and most people generally don't like them, but I've found
that among these people, there are some good folk and some bad folk.
Here's my ideas."Hate"
There's this one lady that I hate with a passion. I seriously would
not care if she died. In fact, if she died tomorrow, I'd piss on here
rotting corpse. She's the kind where she'll ask for money, and if you
ignore her, she'll yell stuff at you. This alone is not enough to
warrant such hatred. But there's more.
She has a very distinct hazy, raspy voice. Almost every night, from
between 11 PM - 2AM, I hear her out on the street screaming and
yelling. Based on the content and frequency, I assume she's yelling
at people that walk by. But she's not yelling anything productive.
She's not protesting for equality, or protecting her right to free
speech. She's just being an annoying idiot. She has nothing
productive to say, she's merely yelling out profanities in the middle
of the night. This really pissed me off when I was studying on
Saturday, Sunday, Monday, and Tuesday nights for my three midterms. I
don't give up my weekend for study, only to be disturbed by some idiot
on the street. I seriously hate that woman. I saw her on the street
today. If she didn't have a group, I could possibly have just started
beating her down on the spot."Like"
On the flip side, there's some good people out there. This guy was a
real eye-opener. He comes from the "gutter punk" genre, with the
mangy dogs, and whatnot. Well, him and his crew were out on Telegraph
displaying their wares. This mother and her little kid came by. The
little kid was looking and pointing at this Captain America comic
book. The guy saw the kid looking at the comic and smiled. "You like
this one? Tell ya what. It's yours." And he handed the comic to the
kid. This is one of the most noble gestures I have ever seen in my
life. This guy has no real possesions. Basically, what's in front of
him is all he owns. Yet he gave this comic to the kid, out of pure
compassion and goodwill. I was touched. He gives his people a good
name, and really teaches you that you can't judge a book by its cover."Cowboy"
This next guy is someone I really like, just because of the
entertainment value. Nolan, remember when you saw that episode of
"Keenan" when they had the dance competition? And there was an old
black guy named Cowboy, that danced around to "Mo Money?" That is
what this guy is like. He has a cup, and dances and sings. But his
dancing is mostly head nods, and foot steps. His singing is more like
talking, except he's saying, "do dah, do do, do bop." He kinda moves
his hands up and down in a running motion. One day, he was performing
in front of Fat Slice, and I could see him from my window. I watched
him for like 5 minutes, and was quite pleased. He was dancing, and he
even did a little spin! I decided that I liked this guy, and wanted
to help him out. Now, I carry spare change in my pocket, in hopes
that I'll see him on my side of the street. If he's there, you know I
hook him up! But I don't think this is enough. Most people simply
walk by him. Keep in mind he is a homeless black guy, maybe 50-60
years old. This is why I've decided to make the Cowboy Fund. All you
have to do is get some spare change, whatever you like that can fit in
a 32 cents envelope (more if you like), and send it to:2490 Channing Way Rm.408
Berkeley, CA 94704This is not a joke! I seriously want to help this guy out. One day,
if I ever get enough courage, I'm going to offer to buy this guy
lunch. I bet he has hundreds of stories to tell, and wisdom to share.
I think it would be really cool to learn from this guy. Most of you
probably think this is twisted, but I don't care. I just want to do a
good thing, and help this guy out.Well that's all for today's report. So Sara, did you get your tongue
pierced? By the way, that song "How do you talk to an angel" was from
a cancelled Fox TV show several years back. I forget what it was
called, but it was a "Dawson's Creek" type show about a little band,
and that was their song. Don't forget to DO CAREY'S SURVEY! Until
next time diamonds are forever, and so is Cowboy!