Well, I got home at 4, and I said I wouldn't write the report, but then I said, hell it's late anyway. It's not like i'm getting up early anyway, so might as well.
So here it is, live and direct, bumppin from the Cal."Radio"
Yes, I know in "2 Live and Die in LA" 2pac mentions to radio stations. One of them is the notorious 106 KMEL jams, of which I love. But remember the title of the song "2 Live and Die in LA." LA. 92.3 is in LA. Abe or someone, confirm this for me."Tawni"
What's up with Tawni's E-mail? Does anyone mail her and get some "a fatal error has occured at [email protected]" something like that? What's up? Possibly avoiding the Bip Report."Alan and Michelle Saito"
Okay you two. Here's the ultimatum. Respond or ftttt. You're out. It's hassles to have many people on the report. If you aren't going to read it, no sense to have the clutter. I'm not mad, so don't misunderstand."Mo Money, Mo Problems"
Okay this is another Mo update. The guy that beat up Mo is Ariste de Wolf. I remember grading this guys papers for Biology. Can't miss a name like Ariste de Wolf. Thank you Andrew for the stunning visual. I hear Ariste was pissed over a drawing portraying Big Mo beating Ariste up. Also, I hear Mo got false cracked by Ariste. Only after Brice Gomes had to make Mo not use a bat in the fight. And Ariste took off when Mo pulled his knife.
The Bip Report has been reduced to a scandalous Starr Report. Rumors rumors rumors. Let this be the last talk of Mighty Mo on these pages. Next week, I'll be writing a 400 page thing on the sex scandals of former president Jeff Au Hoy, concerning cigars and the like."What the heck are you up so late for?"
Well Scott Aoki came into town today from Davis. And he brought along James from Iolani. So we met up with them (we being me, Greg, Reese, Mona, Mariel) and headed over to SF. In SF, we also met Christina Tom, her roommate, Jana Park, and some girl form Hilo. We went around and I found that my Gap smuggling jacket has been marked down $20. mother of.... Crudless bulugness. Schmall kine pissed.
And then we went to fisherman's wharf. Touristy little get up, but we ARE tourists. We don't know what the hey we're doing in SF. SO here's the Fisherman's Wharf story."Kickin Waikiki's arse six days from Sunday"
Alright, you know those silver guys in Waikiki? They f---in suck compared to this guy we saw here. Damn, this robot guy was HARDCORE. He's all silver of course. And then he has this robot sounding thing in hs mouth, but he's not wearing a mask, and you can't see the thing, so it's inside his mouth somewhere. He does cool moves and whatnot. He has good interaction with the crowd. At one point, he got off his stool and went over to Mariel and made sounds and whatnot, and pointed to the cup. We didn't give him anything, however. Personally, I'm saving up for Cowboy. But the best thing about him was his method for putting the coins he got in his cup he was holding, into his tin jar below. It's nuts! He starts buzzing and vibrating, and does these cool movements, and then POW! the money's in the tin. I was impressed."Sea Lions"
Let me tell you this. It sucks to be a sea lion. These guys don't do s---! They sit around all day, and stink up the place. There's these little floaty things they build for them to lie on. There's a hundred sea lions just lying around. I swear half of them are dead. The rest of them are robots, and are there for the tourists. That's my theory at least. It would be worth it if a person was down there, and the sea lions were chasing him. We concluded that cush a scene would make one helluva postcard."Bread Bowl"
I ate chowder in a bread bowl for lunch. In fact, we all ate this. Let me just say, at $7 dollars for a bowl of soup, either a) that soup is the best damn soup in the galaxy. or b) that bowl is made of gold instead of bread."Ripley's Believe it or not"
We ran out of ideas to do, so we went to Ripley's. Damn freaks of nature!"Kickin it"
We went to USF afterwards. We stayed at Jana's for awhile. We also met up with Grebe. How could I live this close to Grebe for this long and not see him? The boy's a national treasure. He likes it there. Although it is "An artsy gay school." he still likes it. He's on the X-country team and he went back to Hawaii with the team. Dang! X-Country?! Sign me up!!! Shortly after this report, Hawaii inquiries into X-country will double nationwide."Back to Mike's"
We came back to Berkeley at 12. Scott and James are staying at Greg's. We were cruising at Mike Yang's place for awhile. Just talking and whatnot."Sports update"
Damn UW people. Alright, we lost 21-13. But at least we covered the spread. We realize our miracle win over USC was just that. A miracle. It instilled false hopes and beliefs. Now we know better. We hang our heads in shame. But we're still good to kick Stanford all across the bay and back.
Not to worry. The one and only Joe Igber has been offered a scholarship to Cal! Currently, Joe has already broken the rushing yards record, and is probably breaking the TD record like now.
Also, I'd like for my Punahou subscribers to keep me posted on the Punahou team as well. Thanks, you guys are good info sources!"To my sister"
Jennifer, send me ten dollars, and I'll get you the A&F catalogue. It costs ten bucks for 4 issues.That's all. I could've been more indepth today, but I'm tired. Until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is Bubba Gump Shrimping Co.
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