Welcome again to another Bip Report.
Well I have four pledges now for the Cowboy Fund! You're doing great
folks! Thanks a lot. It means a lot to me that anybody cares to support
Cowboy.
"Fowards"
Let it be known that "Nip this at the Bud" message from me was not a foward
of the message. I cut and pasted. i included it there so you can sorta
laugh at it. As it was not a foward, it would not register on this
"system" unless the system can do that too. I just want you all to
recognize it, and if you get it, DON'T send it. Or any other foward you
get. In fact, I suggest that if you get a foward, you write a letter back
to the person that sent it, and tell them that they can either stop sending
you fowards, or you got two words for them...SUCK IT! Down where? Down
there!
"Lucky Charms"
Ex-IRA operative. He kills his victims by strangling them, and takes a
charm from each victim. Scotland Yard would love to get their hands on
that piece of evidence, eh?
Aye! Their always after me lucky charms!
Well have you seen the new Lucky Charms? Maybe someone can shed some light
on the subject. When we went to eat at Foothill, Mariel got some Lucky
Charms, and they were filled with an odd assortment of marshmallow shapes.
And when I smuggled some out today, I looked, and the shapes were the same
wierd shapes! What's uo with this? I don't understand. I don't have TV,
so I'm not up to date with the promotions. If someone knows what the new
Lucky Charms promotion is, please tell me so I can identiry the shapes.
Originally, there were yellow moons, blue diamonds, purple horseshoes, pink
hearts, green clovers, and orange stars.
Then they changed them to Green Lucky Hats, Yellow and White shooting
stars, Yellow pots of gold, red balloons, rainbows, and they kept the
purple horseshoes.
In the past, they've had green X-mas trees. And during the Olympics, they
had green and yellow torches, red, white, and blue stars, yellow and orange
medals, and one with red, white, and blue all on it.
Now, I can't even identify them. Mariel said it was some sort of traveling
theme, but I can't see it. There's green white capped mountains, yellow
cars, there's the green and yellow olympic torch, a purple bell, and then
theres a bunch of multi-colored thingies. There's a whitish pinkish
rectangular something and a pink rectangle with a white square at the top.
I have no idea what these things are supposed to be. Please, someone tell
me what they are, and the significance of having Olympic torches and bells
in a "Travelling" theme, if that really is the theme.
"Speaking of Cereal"
By the way, I've heard from two sources now that the Punahou Swimming Team
will be featured on a box of Cheerios. That's Cheerios folks. Whether it
will be regular, Honey-Nut, Apple-Cinnamon, Frosted, or Team Cheerios has
not been found out yet. I assume it will either be original, or more
likely, Team Cheerios. Be on the look out.
"Why do you know so dang much about cereal, Bip?"
I don't know. I like my cereal. I'm like Jerry Seinfeld that way. But
since I rely on stealing from the DC for milk, sometimes, I might not have
any, because I forgot to bring my bottle. And when those times come...I
gotta conserve! Here's a handy tip for a flavorful cereal combo. You can
get Special K, an excellent cereal in itself. Great for snacking. Mix
that in with chocolate milk. It is a treat fit for kings, I tell you.
It's similar to Cocoa Krispies, but the Special K flakes are larger, and
therefore have greater crunch mass. If you've ever found yourself wiishing
the Krispies were bigger, this is for you.
"Fire Engines"
A fire truck just went by. They always have to respond to fire alarms,
right? But most of the time, it's just idiots pulling the alarm. So they
can't send the big truck out there everytime. Instead, they send these
dinky fire vans. If there was ever a real fire, I swear they'd be in
trouble. there's no way the fire van could put out a fire. It's sort of a
token vehicle, a symbolic figurehead if you will. Like, see, the fire dept
did come. When in reality, they didn't send anything.
"The Nolan Website"
Congrats Nolan on your achievement. In the past, people have encouraged me
to make a web page of my own. I decided it would be too much trouble. But
if you can do it, dang, I have some hope that it's possible. A possible
Bip Report site? Maybe...maybe.
Alright, that's all for now. Until next time, blue diamonds are forever,
and so are yellow moons.
BIP