Well howdy everyone. It's another edition of the Bip Report. Let's get it on.
"UCLA"
Okay. Fine. We lost. But you know damn well we should have won. Number two in the nation? Please. You got lucky is all! If our team had the ability to score from the 1 yard line, then we would have easily won. And we would've beat UW too! But CAl cannot score from the 1 yard line. Plus the fact that there was some kind of BS "fumble" on the 1. How can UCLA recover the ball when the only guy on it is blue and gold? How? And what's up with these colors? Baby blue? Weak sauce! And your band? I got three words. Cal Band Great. Represent Priscilla.
But we did lose. Although the score should have been 30-28 Cal, we lost. I give you folks props for the Stokes-like catch for the second TD. And the flea-flicker is my favorite play, based on it's name and the fact that a good flea-flicker just looks awesome. Such as yours. But damn it we should have won, and you know it! You escaped by the skin of your teeth, and since teeth don't have skin, you didn't escape by much!
Stanford, 0 and what in the Pac-10? At least we can beat you.
"Saturday Night Fever"
Well, it's Saturday night, and the feelings right. It's time for us to get down tonight. SO of course we gotta be hittin the frat scene. I went with Gayna, Cynthia, etc to some kind of frat. But we couldn't get in. We considered going to Ward's frat. But they decided no. I say they cause I was just sorta there. I have no say.
Well get this. We ended up in Club Israel. That's right, the Israeli house. And man alive was is bizarre. They were playing some European style music. And then they started playing some Arabic stuff. It was so strange. In terms of music, Hebrew=leave. But we stayed. We partied down to the biggest hits of Israel, Jordan, Turkey, and the Mid East. Only in Berkeley. Only in Berkeley.
"More about Cal"
Well, there's more stories to tell ab.sadf,j';fab The following announcement is paid for by the G-nWo.
Hi you guys. bip is always tagging along with us, but that's okay, we appreciate the guy. once again he asked me to write. i don't like this G-nWo this going on. he's trying to make a bip vs. gayna rivalry for the purpose of the bip report...he wants to pretend that it's a bigger deal than it really is...he's forcing it....he asked me to seem like a bigger bitch than usual while typing this just to create some sort of tension so he has a new story line to talk about in the upcoming bip reports rather than the same 'ol same 'ol fang stories. you see that 'ab.sadj';fab' up there in the previous paragraph? bip intentionally typed that to make it seem like i wrestled him from the computer so that i could sit down and type. good 'ol bip. from now on i don't want to be associated with this..it's becoming fake, like WWF or Real World. okay, so bye forever. oh, one last thing...milo- bip is taking credit for all of your dance moves...he busts out your 'flossing the eyes' move all the time when we go dancing with my suitemates and they all think it's funny and he likes the attention so he does it as if he made it up...whoa, i just realized that even though i intentionally try to avoid bashing bip and avoid playing the bitch role that he wants me to take on now, i can't help it. once again bye.
the bip report is coming from my (cindy) computer again and hopefully it won't lead to another eudora crash. bip is having a sleepover here with us girls. and he is using gayna's old toothbrush because he forgot his. gayna offered him a brand new toothbrush but bip wanted to suck on gayna's old spit from her toothbrush. he thinks it will bring them closer. just joking. there is nothing between them at all. he likes me! that's a joke again. he's our gay friend, remember? he doesn't like girls, in fact, he was trying to freak this guy at the israel dancing place.
Hmm...Gayna has blown the top off this one. And Cindy too. Why don't we all just forget what they have to say. I'm not allowed to censor. That's one of the rules of guest writers. I can't even edit. Scott had some mistakes on his thingy, but I couldn't edit. It's against the rules.
"Daylight Savings Time"
I am very confused. I don't understand. All I know is that we are going to get screwed over when we go to the RSF tomorrow Greg. I tell you now, it ain't happening because of daylights savings. I don't get it. Us hawaii folk are stupid onthissubject. If anyojne else is having trouble coping, tell me. Cause it's all hard to get. Stupid mainland. Why don't you just keep your times the same always? It's much easier. Hawaii is smarter. Hawaii is better.
Okay then. Until next time, you know the deal, diamonds are forever, and Cal D Good.
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