Welcome to the Bip Report. When I first started the Bip Report, I
intended it to be a newsletter, letting all my friends know how I was
doing, and what I've been up to. Apparently, the Bip Report has grown
since then. Now I have over 70 subscribers, with more folks asking to
be added everyday. I just gotta say, you guys are great! Thanks for
all the feedback, and whatnot. It keeps the Bip Report alive.
Okay, enough self-indulgence. Let's get on with it!
What sort of news do I have today? Oh, here's one. Kristine Kaibara
apparently DOES have an E-mail address. However, she doesn't know how
to use it. You can mail her at: [email protected]
however, don't expect a response anytime soon. That's just a little
FYI, for Carrie, and anyone else interested.
There's no new news on Fang. He's still a stank-a--, alcoholic.
Actually, Fang has recently given up his pursuit of the UCLA girl.
For the new folks, Fang believed he could hook up with this girl that
goes to UCLA named Jamie Manwarring. He met the girl for about a day
or two, and believes his irresistable charisma automatically made this
girl fall truly, madly, deeply for him. Obviously, he was wrong. He
recently has accepted this saying, "I don't think my relationship with
Jamie is going anywhere." What relationship?! You think you meet a
girl for a day, and BAM, she's yours?!?!? This ain't Il Postino, you
gotta work a little harder than that! What the fuh! *(cites Carey's
roommate, Mike. There you go, ya little whiner!).
I believe my body is preparing for the unavoidable stress that next
week will provide. Three midterms and a paper. It has shut down many
non-essential functions, such as ability to lift heavy objects ability
to maintain basic standards of endurance, and ability to digest food
quickly and efficiently. All this has led to a poor lifting
performance today, as well as not being able to eat a lot. These
symptoms are probably due to my bodies channeling of all energies to
the sleep neccessity function. So basically, I look and feel like
s---, until after the midterms are over.
Tomorrow will be a big day in athletics. The Cal Hawaii club will
look for our first victory in IM soccer. Led by Ward and Carey, we
plan to win (simple plan, no?). A little pre-game talk to the boys
and girls. Alright guys. Yeah! We can do this! No problem! Iso, I
know you want to join in right about now in the cheers, so feel free
to talk to your computer and encourage us. The powers of cyberspace
will give us your positive energies. Let's go guys! Yeah! We can
beat them!
Okay, enough. I think all we're really hoping for is to not get
destroyed, and to watch Mr. Solomon run over a coupla guys.
Any of you WWF fans? I'm gonna go ahead and give Stone Cold a big
thumbs up for his performance last night in "The Medical Beat-Down."
It's f---ing decent.
Okay, I get the feeling today's report was not the best it could have
been. I'm thinking you're all gonna write in, and say, "Bip, I don't
want this garbage anymore." And that's...okay. I'll just die
homeless, and penniless, and 20 pounds overweight.
You: No, no Bip! We still love you! You're doing a great job!
Me: Really? You think so?
Yeah! I really AM doing a great job! Cause, cause I'm good enough.
I'm smart enough. And doggone it, people like me!
Okay, until next time, diamonds are forever, and so is the Bip Report.
BIP